Arcanarum

[The feed comes on with a clatter, as it's dropped to the floor, because at this point it's obvious it would tack some real arm-twisting to get G to use this thing voluntarily.

And there's a squelch, squelch, squelch, followed by a thud and a shlop as G tosses a bundle of fish and his wet shirt onto the ground. It could rain all it wanted, not going to stop him from getting food.]

Gonna freeze my nuts off in this place...

[And he opens the window to let in some of the humid air into his room before he turns around only to spot... his arch-nemesis on the ground. The little piece of demon technology he had grown to loath so hard. One of these days he was just going to pitch it out the window and be done with it.

...but for now, he just closes it. You live today foul glitter-box.]

[Well after a nice long nap, G had awoken to a rather pleasant surprise. His room had changed, as had all his denizens belongings... which is why he has decided to finally grab the usually much hated communicator and invade the network with something absolutely moronic.

So there is G, on the screen, in some ratty pirate garb, waving a pair old pistols around, clearly as happy as a clam]

Now this is what I'm talkin' about! Good to have some real firepower! See this? I'm a friggin' pirate now! Don't know who this Calico Jack bastard was, but he sure had some fancy junk on him~

[And he fires the guns to the ceiling laughing up a storm... but then, when he tries to fire them again and nothing happens.]

hm?

[And his inspects the guns only to discover that they're going to need to be loaded with gunpowder before they can fire again. His face instantly turns sour and he lets out a growl]

Are you friggin' kiddin' me!? This crap is ancient! The bastards can't seriously have stuck me with these pieces of shit for guns!

[And he slams the device shut to go throw a little tantrum about his guns. You know it's old if HE calls it ancient.]

[G comes on the screen looking rather sweaty, by the looks of it he's outside, and judging by the quiver on his back he's somewhere that would involve shooting arrows. Though to those who have seen him before may notice he is lacking the very prominent tattoo on his face and his hair seems to be taking a lighter tone.]

Hello to all the new arrivals and those who don't know me, I'm G, and I'm plannin' on formin' a little... "expedition" into the forest. I'm lookin' for anyone with any sort of combat experience to come along. Any information about the forest would be welcomed as well. Thanks.