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shot 009 || [fail!text/in person to those nearby]

[The discovery of the vacant room that once belonged to his rain guardian had been far from a pleasant one, and while the temptation to once again go deal with his problems with a stiff shot of whiskey was hard to tame, he did have a duty to the Vongola, regardless of his opinions of the ones present. The weight of the retrieved Vongola ring on his finger was a solid reminder.]

Asari Ugetsu iz no longr heer for thos it may konsern

[Well... it looked about right... sort of. Maybe he should have at least done an audio post... at least until he got a better handle on reading and writing... bah, the hell with it. He did his job, and could now go drink until he forgot his name with a free conscience.]

[For those that can't read moron: Asari Ugetsu is no longer here for those it may concern]

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[ wait, ugetsu? He knows who that is! The guy in Yamamoto's ring...]

are you from the primo vongola?

[G raised an unamused brow at the screen. Probably one of the Decimo's brats.]

no I am the Pope Leo the therteenth

[Hm... sarcasm isn't quite as effective when spelled incorrectly... ancient Pope reference probably didn't help either. Oh well. He's beyond caring at this point.]

uhm. you wouldn't happen to be the primo storm guardian, would you?

[ he's not sure about that, it's hard to tell anything from a text, but he's just guessing ]

[Well if that didn't just hit the OTHER raw nerve he had. Spectacular day so far. Really was.]

Giotto left heer a wil bak

i wasn't asking that, i don't thing. but this is tsuna...tsunayoshi sawada?

[There's a pause before the next response, as his irritation calmed. Giotto's great, great... a few more greats grandkid.]

Giotto wood haff likd to meet yoo.

[There's another pause, while he wasn't going to APOLOGIZE outright for being a prick...]

bad at wurdz. Giotto tot me sum stil not gud

uhm, i'm not sure you're too good at this texting thing, but what do you mean not good?

wurdz I am not gud at

[there's a pause]

fuk this

[And he switches the feed to video, revealing the mildly irritated face of the long dead ~~ginger ho-bag~~ storm guardian.]

better?

[ Tsuna does the same then states the obvious ]

Better...And you are the first storm guardian, aren't you?

[That question got an eyebrow raise out of him, but he bit his tongue. Quite a feat for him considering his mood, but he wasn't going to just snap at Giotto's relative.]

I am.

[Didn't mean he had to be exceptionally forthcoming with information either...]

O-Oh....Well, you seemed upset, I don't know if I could...

[ well this is awkward ]

I ain't upset. I just have a duty to let the family know when one of our own leaves.

[Alright, massive lie there, if that wasn't obvious by the fact he was planning to just let himself get hammered at the moment... but he wasn't about to just admit that. Ever.]

[ He kind of awkwardly fidgets at that. He's not entirely sure that the other was being truthful, but then again, Gokudera was similar to him in that respect. ]

Well, just because they aren't here doesn't mean you won't see them again...or something.

[Okay she tried really hard to ignore it since she had nothing to do with this but THIS IS JUST TOO AGONIZING. Time to make really cool first impressions.]

learn to spell.

Wie shood I?

[Really, what was with people and their demand for all this book-learning? He never needed it before, so long as he could write 'killed that guy' (or some poorly spelled equivalent) he was fine.]

no one will take you seriously if you write like a child.
its also really annoying to look at.

They kan pul up ther bloomrs and deel with it. Nevr needd too riit beefoor.

[If that much wasn't already apparent.]

[Bloomrs? ..... Bloomers???]

. . . how old are you.

26

[Well, he was twenty-six the last time he asked Giotto how old he was.. he... didn't really keep track himself... he was probably older than that now. Still not counting the century or so he's been sealed in a ring- too many numbers, and math. Also would make him helluva skeeve flirting with the ladies..]

ish

i dont believe you.

not my problim

[...eh he'd throw whoever this ass was a bone at least.]

bin ded for a wiil if that maks a difrans

[Oh. That is interesting ... ]

it kind of does.
would have helped it you had mentioned that before.

to meny wurdz and nobodees bizniss

[Of course the whole part with making more words is the key reason here. Be grateful he's not actually WRITING this by hand.]

[Well, Sabi wouldn't be able to say anything about that since her handwriting is pretty horrid ... And she'll own up to being rather meddlesome since she agrees. Its not like she's willing to tell anybody her business either.]

youre typing an awful lot of words now though.

but no.
i understand that.
were all strangers here after all.
your business is your business.
so sorry i guess

[Shit. She wrote a lot. Give him a moment to make sure no one is nearby so they don't hear him sounding all this out... then another number of minutes to write a sentence-sized response.]

famelee took a los. my job to spred the wurd like it or not.

[And... they were... sorry? Really now... on the scale of insults he's taken that doesn't even come on the radar- just as long as the stranger doesn't start making 'old' jokes.]

dont apallojiz. not importent eenuff

[What he would have liked to say was that there were worse offenses the stranger could commit... however, for the sake of not spending the hour trying to sound that out...]

mm.
its kind of important.

[But if he says so, she wont argue. Also, now she is curious and willing to take a chance.]

do people only get sent here if they are dead?

No. If enything the ded foke heer ar the odd ones out.

oh.
okay.

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FFFT TMW you skip over the word 'storm'. G thank you for being illiterate enough to overlook that.

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[text] Never EVER apologize for trolling G~

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