arcanarum

Wow! Talk a8out dull. ::::\
( Courier and 8s )

(OOC: If you don't like the courier or typing quirk just drop in to my permissions post and I'll turn it off for you c:)

falteringfires.livejournal.com

[Here's a face no one's seen in a while. Tavros is looking just a bit wild and shifty-eyed, one hand rubbing the back of his neck sheepishly]

Uhh, hey guys. Sorry I kind of, uhh, disappeared and all. I just, got this really weird urge to go and, well, build a treehouse in the forest, and, uhh...

Stuff happened that I'd really rather not talk about! So yeah, if anyone else starts getting the urge, uhh, to go into the forest, that is, and do stuff, yeah, that would not be a thing that I am recommending. In fact, that is sort of opposite of what I am recommending, and, uhh, really, just, don't go back there, yeah.

But, I'm back now, and I hope that I don't get anymore of those funny urges, uhh, the kind that end in me disappearing and weird, creepy, things I'd rather not talk about things, uhh, happening, and that I get to stick around long enough to actually, talk to people.

awesomemich

[Prussia's next attempt is much better. He doesn't keep hitting random buttons and such. He's smiling as well as a wooden puppet can]

Guten Tag! [though he doesn't know how good it is with all the fire and termites and the very unpleasant woodeness] This isn't permanent ist it? [he knocks on the top of his head for emphasis] Das wouldn't be awesome.

[he taps his chin] Oh right, Britannien said ich should introduce myself. Ich ist the awesome Preußen! [it is pronounced Proi-ssen] Und ich ist apparently The Phoenix. How ist this supposed to work, ich does not have wings or feathers?! [he's still wearing a bed sheet as a toga...a really long toga, though] Of course the rulers must have recognized my awesomeness, and gotten me confused with an awesome bird.

oftime

fanfuckingtastic
its like my wildest dream come true
like look ma
no strings attached
just slap me on the cover of an nsync album and were gold

[ There's a long pause as Dave likely resists the urge to facewall. He already had to deal with a slight freakout when he woke up this morning, so he's just going to maintain his cool and carry on like a Strider should at this point. ]

i guess this beats trying to get eaten by retarded crocodiles
though im under the impression we should invest in raid like its sunscreen
who the fuck knows if you could wake up one day to termites
just trying to eat their way through your junk
does this place even have raid

notsofowl.livejournal.com

[ the video turns on to Artemis looking less then pleased with his new articles. The donkey ears are drooped slightly because he's feeling a little guilty. ]

I have to apologize to all of you for my idiocy. The Rulers were less then pleased of our approach and I didn't find out anything. John, Dave, thank you for your assistance with my plan.

[ a pause, five taps on the desk while he thinks ]

I believe I will have to research more on these Rulers, as well as the assistants, Justice and Judgment, from the flyers. Hopefully, I will be able to yield better, accurate results then my foolhardy mission proved.

[ a longer pause, then he turns off the video ]

unionjackoff

[a large green eye is blinking right at you on the screen before whoever was holding it moves it away from their face. it's a young man with messy blond hair. and gigantic eyebrows]

Finally. I believe I've gotten the bloody thing working. [he doesn't look irritated, though. no, he looks rather pleased with himself, and the communication device] Can you all hear me? This thing is wonderful!

[er... AHEM. he coughs into his fist, trying to calm his excitement. now he's going to be serious! really!] Ah. If I may be so bold, I would like to request an audience with whomever decided it would be fun to pull me into this strange land. You see, my colleague and I are very busy and we need to get back home as soon as possible. Your world is quite lovely, and I would indeed love to return in the future for a visit, but now is not the best time, I apologize.

Thank you for your consideration.

Current Mood: accomplished

phantomizing.livejournal.com

okay, this is either a joke or a really not funny joke by karma. which i did nothing to deserve! okay, so maybe i did type over that cart of meat, but it was for a good cause!

hello? any other people here not braindead and spouting fairytale nonsense?

--Sam Manson

notsofowl.livejournal.com

[ Artemis looks annoyed, his clothes elegant and that of a prince. He looks the part through, with his facial expression and demeanor as he speaks in a calculated tone. ]

I believe that I am either dreaming or in some part of the underworld. It it absolutely ridiculous that noone informed me of this turn of events, and if I am needed somewhere, I will attempt to help them.

[ a pause as he messes with the controls of the communicator ]

These Rulers who left me, and I assume anyone else who is on this Island, must part of The People. Now, who will go with me to the castle, it is perilous to go alone.

[ he lets out a breath and taps his fingers, five times consectutively on the desk before he impatiently disconnects.]

moirailcompass

:33 < hellloooo?
:33 < hello hello?
:33 < is this the communication device they were talking about :??
:33 < sure doesnt look like one but i cant find anything out
:33 < so um!
:33 < if someone is reading this i think there must be some kind of mistake
:33 < i dont recall ever volunt33ring fur something like this
:33 < im not even entirely sure i understand what this is
:33 < and my furriends back home are purrabably wondering where i am
:33 < so if you could send me home i would really appurrciate it :((
:33 < purrease?

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