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[allofthelevels]

Wow! Talk a8out dull. ::::\
If it's this 8oring here I can't 8elieve it took them this long to take me! It's not like I'm the 8est at 8ringing joy and excitement to everywhere or anything. I'm supposed to 8e taking the place of a lady 8ut soooooooomehow I don't feel much like that. Apart from the clothes, 8ut I can dispose of them and get something 8etter! Like a pir8 hat and red shoes........

Looks like I'm the only one living in this hive so far, pity! You'll all 8e 8egging to move in soon, this is going to 8e where things are happening!!!!!!!!

8ut man! I 8et they're missing me 8ack home, I was just a8out to go save everyone. Unless they're here too, it would figure, it's not like they could pull of 8eating Jack without me!

(OOC: If you don't like the courier or typing quirk just drop in to my permissions post and I'll turn it off for you c:)

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[ex_inherit667]

oh, vriska!
is that you?
it's you, right?

[allofthelevels]

Of course it's me! Who else would 8e using a colour as gr8 as this?

W8, you're here too????????
I thought this was going to 8e a total drag 8ut if you're here we can make it not utterly terri8le!

[ex_inherit667]

yeah!!!
i haven't been here long.
but oh man, am i ever glad you're here.
i didn't really get to talk to you back home for a while.

[allofthelevels]

Not for aaaaaaaages and ages!
You should have tried to keep in 8etter communic8tion! Though I guess you had your reasons........

What's up?

::::O
And where are you living????????

[ladygrit]

so youve got a denizen too huh!!
who did you get? :O

[allofthelevels]

Lady E8oshi, sounds like a monumental 8ore! I'm not a "Lady" like that. And I never will 8e! I stay on the other side of the law!!!!!!!! ::::\

Why, what did you get?

[ladygrit]

a lady huh!
maybe youre gonna have to dress like a princess from a story book!!! XD
hahahahaha that would look so stupid

i got thumbelina :O ive never heard about her before??

[allofthelevels]

Fuck you! I would look gr8 as anything!!!!!!!!

And it's not like your one sounds any good either.

[ladygrit]

youre gonna have to wear a dress!!!
a big long silly dress! XDDDD lmaooo

mine sounds cool!!
i wonder what shes like? or he i guess :/

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[awesomemich]

[turning on his communicator to this...]

What language is that?

[allofthelevels]

The one I use!

........ And it looks like the same one as you. Are you stupid or something?

[awesomemich]

Nein! But when have numbers been letters!

[allofthelevels]

Oh, that! It's just a thing that I do, you should 8e glad I'm so tasteful and restrained. I know someone who uses heeeeeeeeaps of num8ers. And not even the good ones!

[pawsitively]

:33 < oh
:33 < hi vwiskers

[allofthelevels]

Don't 8low me away with your enthusiasm or anything.
Some people might think you weren't happy to see me.

[pawsitively]

:33 < 33p
:33 < sorry
:33 < i am happy to s33 you though! i guess
:33 < i mean its nice to s33 some more furmiliar faces

[allofthelevels]

So you weeeeeeeere lonely without me! It doesn't hurt to admit it!!!!!!!!
How long have you 8een here anyway?

Video, you can leave it on text if you want :3

[paysdelamour]

Are you another troll or another child? In any event, welcome. Francis Bonnefoy is my name, mais, you may call me "Francis".

As far as your clothing is concerned, I can be of assistance in this area.

Video, video is just fine c:

[allofthelevels]

[She switches on the video and ducks her horns clearly into view to answer his first question.]

Of course I'm not a child! And that's a really dumb name.

[She holds the compact out to show him the clothes she's wearing, tilting it from head to toe. Lady Eboshi has class but it's miles away from Vriska's style.] You have the modicum of taste required to find something better than these? Colour me surprised! What did you have in mind?

Hooray c:

[paysdelamour]

[He gives out an amused hum.] My true name is François. "Francis" is the Anglicized version of my name, mademoiselle. [And now he knows you're a mademoiselle, ooh la la~!] May I ask for yours?

I am a tailor, and can make you any set of clothing you please.

[allofthelevels]

[She lets out a dismissive snort.] No wonder you use the other one, that sounds even worse. I'm Vriska, which is how you do a name right if you were wondering.

Do tailors do shoes as well? These suck. [She wouldn't even care about them being hard to walk in but shoes that aren't red are bad things in her books.]

[aneurysms]

THEY REALLY ARE SCRAPING THE SHIT PILE ON WHO THEY'RE DUMPING HERE NOW AREN'T THEY.
FOR FUCKS SAKE.

[allofthelevels]

Awwwwwwww, nice to see you too, Karkat! I 8et you missed me, I 8et you were just dying of 8oredom 8efore I came 8y.

Or may8e just dying. ::::O

I don't know, what have you 8een up to?

[aneurysms]

I MISSED YOU LIKE I MISS THE ON-GOING PARANOIA OF CULLING DRONES FROM BACK HOME.
WHICH IS TO SAY, MAYBE A LITTLE OUT OF SOME SICK SUBCONSCIOUS NEED FOR FAMILIARITY.

I HAVEN'T BEEN DYING, FOR A START.

[allofthelevels]

That's so sweet! I knew you wanted to keep me in your cesspit of a shit stain of a life. It's nice to have it confirmed. ::::)

What have you 8een doing then????????