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[allofthelevels]

Wow! Talk a8out dull. ::::\
If it's this 8oring here I can't 8elieve it took them this long to take me! It's not like I'm the 8est at 8ringing joy and excitement to everywhere or anything. I'm supposed to 8e taking the place of a lady 8ut soooooooomehow I don't feel much like that. Apart from the clothes, 8ut I can dispose of them and get something 8etter! Like a pir8 hat and red shoes........

Looks like I'm the only one living in this hive so far, pity! You'll all 8e 8egging to move in soon, this is going to 8e where things are happening!!!!!!!!

8ut man! I 8et they're missing me 8ack home, I was just a8out to go save everyone. Unless they're here too, it would figure, it's not like they could pull of 8eating Jack without me!

(OOC: If you don't like the courier or typing quirk just drop in to my permissions post and I'll turn it off for you c:)

Comments

[allofthelevels]

Nope! There are good num8ers and 8oring num8ers. I 8et you can guess the good ones now.

[awesomemich]

Hmm... there seems to be only one number that you think is good.

[allofthelevels]

Way to make assumptions! I think that there are looooooooads of gr8 num8ers. An infinite amount even!
1/8th of all the natural num8ers are good num8ers. ::::)
And there are even more in the other sets!

[awesomemich]

Yet you only use one. ;)

[allofthelevels]

One again you prove yourself narrow minded. I don't have to use it for it to 8e good!

Though that is an interesting theory that has a gr8 deal of merit.

[awesomemich]

I'm not narrow minded, just awesome! :P And no matter how great or gr8 your number is, nothing is more awesome than just being me!

[if she teases, he'll just tease right back now he's figured it out]

[allofthelevels]

Wow, that's such a 8ig lie I can't even handle it! You've 8een talking to me and you think the most awesome thing is 8eing YOU? That's hilarious.

And very, very wrong. ::::)

[And she's having fun! Most people come and find her to punch her or disconnect by this point in the conversation.]

[awesomemich]

Kesesesese~ I bet I've been awesome longer than you!

[if he knew she was a girl he wouldn't be saying half the things he says. Women scare him...]

[allofthelevels]

Wroooooooong! 8ecause I've always 8een awesome, awesome forever and always. Also my awesome is more concentr8ted than your awesome.

And it always will 8e.
Forever.
::::P

[Vriska should scare him anyway so that's not a problem. She's a scary kind of a girl.]

[awesomemich]

I've been awesome for centuries! No one can beat that level of awesome!
Kesesesese~
But maybe I should teach you to be more awesome!

[probably not, there's a lot of scary things that nations see...]

[allofthelevels]

What could you teach me? I'm already as awesome as it's possi8le to 8e, time doesn't 8eat natural talent!

[But none of those nations are Vriska.]

[awesomemich]

Kesesesese~ Good point, I don't know what sort of awesome things you already know. Of course, they can't be as awesome as what I can teach you!

[but Vriska isn't Russia]

[allofthelevels]

Sure they can! And they are, you know how?

8ecause I know them! And that makes them more awesome than anything you could ever teach.

[That is true. But Russia isn't Vriska either.]

[awesomemich]

Oh really?! Do you know how to wield a sword and cut down armies?

[this is true, but Russia would still be scarier]

[allofthelevels]

Yes. ::::)
Who do you think I am? I've done that with DICE.

[Each to their own.]

oops...how did green get there...

[awesomemich]

Dice? Kesesesese~ You're dice must be different from the dice where I'm from!

Whooops, looks like now is the time for html fail.

[allofthelevels]

Or they might not 8e! Just the person who's using them is of a 8etter quality.

All the HTML Fail

[awesomemich]

Ja? What kind of games do you play with them?

All of it.

[allofthelevels]

Lots of games! Sometimes flarp 8ut they're 8etter used as a weapon than for randomness. ::::)

[awesomemich]

What is flarp?
And how can dice be weapons?
...
Well, I guess they would hurt if you hit someone with them, but there's better weapons!

[allofthelevels]

I just toooooooold you, it's a game! Filled with adventure and excitement. I was pretty gr8 at it 8ack in the day.
And they summon weapons of destruction 8ased on the roll, so they are the 8est weapon. Unless you can think of a 8etter one. ::::\

[awesomemich]

Never heard of flarp. Can't be very amazing if I never heard of it!
If magical dice like that actually existed then that would be a pretty awesome weapon! But as far as real weapons go, artillery is an awesome weapon!

[allofthelevels]

Or you can't 8e very amazing yourself!

And my dice are real!!!!!!!!
Or were real. I seem to have misplaced them. They could 8eat your artillery any day. >::::\

I love how their thread is so long and is a mass of blue text sniping at each other

[awesomemich]

Kesesesese~ I know all the awesome things like the cold box and plumbing!

...you sure you misplaced them and you didn't just imagine they exist?
But if you really had them, then anything that you had were taken when you came here.

yup, just blue teasing off into the distance.

[allofthelevels]

Woooooooow, plum8ing huh? You know what that is amazing! I didn't peg you for someone who would even know that, congratul8tions. You're a8ove the level of pond slime! Next you should work at 8eing more than a 8ug. ::::)

They did what?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

Why would they want them! I'm the only one with enough luck to 8e a8le to use them effectively!!!!!!!!