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[allofthelevels]

Wow! Talk a8out dull. ::::\
If it's this 8oring here I can't 8elieve it took them this long to take me! It's not like I'm the 8est at 8ringing joy and excitement to everywhere or anything. I'm supposed to 8e taking the place of a lady 8ut soooooooomehow I don't feel much like that. Apart from the clothes, 8ut I can dispose of them and get something 8etter! Like a pir8 hat and red shoes........

Looks like I'm the only one living in this hive so far, pity! You'll all 8e 8egging to move in soon, this is going to 8e where things are happening!!!!!!!!

8ut man! I 8et they're missing me 8ack home, I was just a8out to go save everyone. Unless they're here too, it would figure, it's not like they could pull of 8eating Jack without me!

(OOC: If you don't like the courier or typing quirk just drop in to my permissions post and I'll turn it off for you c:)

Comments

[allofthelevels]

Sure they can! And they are, you know how?

8ecause I know them! And that makes them more awesome than anything you could ever teach.

[That is true. But Russia isn't Vriska either.]

[awesomemich]

Oh really?! Do you know how to wield a sword and cut down armies?

[this is true, but Russia would still be scarier]

[allofthelevels]

Yes. ::::)
Who do you think I am? I've done that with DICE.

[Each to their own.]

oops...how did green get there...

[awesomemich]

Dice? Kesesesese~ You're dice must be different from the dice where I'm from!

Whooops, looks like now is the time for html fail.

[allofthelevels]

Or they might not 8e! Just the person who's using them is of a 8etter quality.

All the HTML Fail

[awesomemich]

Ja? What kind of games do you play with them?

All of it.

[allofthelevels]

Lots of games! Sometimes flarp 8ut they're 8etter used as a weapon than for randomness. ::::)

[awesomemich]

What is flarp?
And how can dice be weapons?
...
Well, I guess they would hurt if you hit someone with them, but there's better weapons!

[allofthelevels]

I just toooooooold you, it's a game! Filled with adventure and excitement. I was pretty gr8 at it 8ack in the day.
And they summon weapons of destruction 8ased on the roll, so they are the 8est weapon. Unless you can think of a 8etter one. ::::\

[awesomemich]

Never heard of flarp. Can't be very amazing if I never heard of it!
If magical dice like that actually existed then that would be a pretty awesome weapon! But as far as real weapons go, artillery is an awesome weapon!

[allofthelevels]

Or you can't 8e very amazing yourself!

And my dice are real!!!!!!!!
Or were real. I seem to have misplaced them. They could 8eat your artillery any day. >::::\

I love how their thread is so long and is a mass of blue text sniping at each other

[awesomemich]

Kesesesese~ I know all the awesome things like the cold box and plumbing!

...you sure you misplaced them and you didn't just imagine they exist?
But if you really had them, then anything that you had were taken when you came here.

yup, just blue teasing off into the distance.

[allofthelevels]

Woooooooow, plum8ing huh? You know what that is amazing! I didn't peg you for someone who would even know that, congratul8tions. You're a8ove the level of pond slime! Next you should work at 8eing more than a 8ug. ::::)

They did what?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

Why would they want them! I'm the only one with enough luck to 8e a8le to use them effectively!!!!!!!!

[awesomemich]

:P
We don't have that yet in my time! Or Electricity!
I'm so awesome I get to see things from the future before they even exist in the time I'm from!

Because they take everything that we had with us when we arrive! I don't have my gun or my coat or my hat or even my boots!
I miss my boots.

[allofthelevels]

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Seriously?
You think THAT makes you awesome????????

Woooooooow! You're conceited as well as stupid and not awesome. Knowing a8out things other people have made doesn't make you awesome in any time!


That's just fucking rude! What am I supposed to do without my dice????????

[awesomemich]

Ja, because they don't exist where I'm from! Therefore, I'm awesome enough to learn about them before anyone else in my world knows about them!

I don't know. But I'm awesome enough to be awesome without all my things!

[allofthelevels]

That doesn't make you awesome!

That means you come from what I'm going to have to assume is a really terri8le place that no one goes to 8ecause it's totally and completely shit!

And I'm awesome without my stuff too.

I just LIKE my stuff.

[awesomemich]

My place is more awesome than yours since I have Old Fritz at my place!