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[unionjackoff]

[a large green eye is blinking right at you on the screen before whoever was holding it moves it away from their face. it's a young man with messy blond hair. and gigantic eyebrows]

Finally. I believe I've gotten the bloody thing working. [he doesn't look irritated, though. no, he looks rather pleased with himself, and the communication device] Can you all hear me? This thing is wonderful!

[er... AHEM. he coughs into his fist, trying to calm his excitement. now he's going to be serious! really!] Ah. If I may be so bold, I would like to request an audience with whomever decided it would be fun to pull me into this strange land. You see, my colleague and I are very busy and we need to get back home as soon as possible. Your world is quite lovely, and I would indeed love to return in the future for a visit, but now is not the best time, I apologize.

Thank you for your consideration.

Comments

[ voice ]

[pivello.livejournal.com]

Normally, kidnappers don't want to send their victims back- in case you didn't know, Mr. Facial Fire Hazard.

[ Seriously, if you're in the midst of a werewolf transformation, you don't have a long way to go... ]

[video]

[unionjackoff]

P-pardon? Who is this?!

[ voice ]

[pivello.livejournal.com]

I guess it's reasonable you don't know what I'm talking about. You'd have to look into a mirror to see them.

[ He ponders how to answer that second question. ]

... Shouldn't you tell me who you are first?

[video]

[unionjackoff]

[he really has no idea what you are talking about]

I'm not the one hiding my face.

[ voice ]

[pivello.livejournal.com]

[ Someone get this guy a mirror.

... ]

It's important for magicians to make a mysterious entrance.

[video]

[unionjackoff]

You're a magician? [perk!]

[ voice ]

[pivello.livejournal.com]

A powerful one, too.

[ A beat... ]

I haven't been able to do anything since I got here, though.

[Video]

[fools-maiden.livejournal.com]

We still haven't found a way to leave, and any request to leave is likely falling on deaf ears.

[video]

[unionjackoff]

It never hurts to ask. If they do not show themselves, I may just take matters into my own hands.

[video]

[fools-maiden.livejournal.com]

...Into your own hands?

[video]

[unionjackoff]

Absolutely. I have the power to do so. I am not afraid of whomever brought me here.

[video]

[fools-maiden.livejournal.com]

What power?

[video]

[unionjackoff]

[he straightens his back and puffs out his chest] I cannot die.

[notsofowl.livejournal.com]

That...wouldn't be advisable, sir.

[video]

[unionjackoff]

[ah, what a polite young man. and that accent...] What wouldn't?

[video]

[notsofowl.livejournal.com]

Not particularly, you see...I went to ask such things and ended up with these...

[ he pulls out the lovely ears that he now has acquired ]

[video]

[unionjackoff]

[he is surprised for a moment... And then he frowns deeply]

They... Did that to you? That is unacceptable!

[video]

[notsofowl.livejournal.com]

[ he frowns ]

Well...I don't believe we have a say.

[video]

[unionjackoff]

But harming children... Kidnapping people... Something must be done.

[thewindything.livejournal.com]

[video]

[unionjackoff]

What? Have you met them?

[text]

[thewindything.livejournal.com]

[video]

[unionjackoff]

A curse?

[text]

[thewindything.livejournal.com]

[video]

[unionjackoff]

Now, now! Don't panic. I know how to get rid of curses. I have magic.