unionjackoff: (picks up the rice in the church)
The United "Pathetic Masochist" Kingdom ([personal profile] unionjackoff) wrote in [community profile] arcanarum2011-08-08 05:16 pm

oo1 || video

[a large green eye is blinking right at you on the screen before whoever was holding it moves it away from their face. it's a young man with messy blond hair. and gigantic eyebrows]

Finally. I believe I've gotten the bloody thing working. [he doesn't look irritated, though. no, he looks rather pleased with himself, and the communication device] Can you all hear me? This thing is wonderful!

[er... AHEM. he coughs into his fist, trying to calm his excitement. now he's going to be serious! really!] Ah. If I may be so bold, I would like to request an audience with whomever decided it would be fun to pull me into this strange land. You see, my colleague and I are very busy and we need to get back home as soon as possible. Your world is quite lovely, and I would indeed love to return in the future for a visit, but now is not the best time, I apologize.

Thank you for your consideration.