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[unionjackoff]

[a large green eye is blinking right at you on the screen before whoever was holding it moves it away from their face. it's a young man with messy blond hair. and gigantic eyebrows]

Finally. I believe I've gotten the bloody thing working. [he doesn't look irritated, though. no, he looks rather pleased with himself, and the communication device] Can you all hear me? This thing is wonderful!

[er... AHEM. he coughs into his fist, trying to calm his excitement. now he's going to be serious! really!] Ah. If I may be so bold, I would like to request an audience with whomever decided it would be fun to pull me into this strange land. You see, my colleague and I are very busy and we need to get back home as soon as possible. Your world is quite lovely, and I would indeed love to return in the future for a visit, but now is not the best time, I apologize.

Thank you for your consideration.

Comments

[video]

[unionjackoff]

...How extraordinary! [here, he is staring at you in awe. his citizens are so amazing]

[video]

[notsofowl.livejournal.com]

I certainly hope it to be.

[video]

[unionjackoff]

How would you do it? [he really doesn't understand this technology thing!]

[video]

[notsofowl.livejournal.com]

Naturally, I need to study the configuration first, then figure out how, by magic, it works. If I can re-route the magic to be controlled by the user, they we will be able to filter ourselves. Or if it's like regular technology, I can add a feature onto the phone.

[video]

[unionjackoff]

Oh, yes! Re-route the magic. Why didn't I think of that? [everything else? over his head yep]

[video]

[notsofowl.livejournal.com]

Yes, I will attempt this to the best of my ability.

[video]

[unionjackoff]

Please let me know how it goes!

[video]

[notsofowl.livejournal.com]

I will, sir. Thank you.

[video]

[unionjackoff]

Oh, before you run off, do you think I could have your name? [because you are my precious citizen]

[video]

[notsofowl.livejournal.com]

Artemis Fowl. You may call me Artemis. As for you?

[video]

[unionjackoff]

[smile!] I am Arthur Kirkland. [eventually, you will know who he really is... but he wants to watch you a bit more] It is a pleasure to meet you.

[video]

[notsofowl.livejournal.com]

It is also a pleasure, sir.

[video]

[unionjackoff]

[HE'S NOT A CREEPER, HONEST]

I suppose we should discuss things later... [away from prying eyes] Good day to you.

[video]

[notsofowl.livejournal.com]

Indeed. [ and the line cuts ]