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[unionjackoff]

[a large green eye is blinking right at you on the screen before whoever was holding it moves it away from their face. it's a young man with messy blond hair. and gigantic eyebrows]

Finally. I believe I've gotten the bloody thing working. [he doesn't look irritated, though. no, he looks rather pleased with himself, and the communication device] Can you all hear me? This thing is wonderful!

[er... AHEM. he coughs into his fist, trying to calm his excitement. now he's going to be serious! really!] Ah. If I may be so bold, I would like to request an audience with whomever decided it would be fun to pull me into this strange land. You see, my colleague and I are very busy and we need to get back home as soon as possible. Your world is quite lovely, and I would indeed love to return in the future for a visit, but now is not the best time, I apologize.

Thank you for your consideration.

Comments

[video]

[unionjackoff]

I see... Well, I thank you for answering my questions.

[ voice ]

[pivello.livejournal.com]

Why'd you want to know?

[video]

[unionjackoff]

[he is silent for a moment and then he shakes his head] It doesn't matter now, I suppose.

[ voice ]

[pivello.livejournal.com]

Even after I told you everything you wanted to know? Stingy Caterpillar Brows.

[video]

[unionjackoff]

C-caterpillar brows?! [France calls him that!]

[ voice ]

[pivello.livejournal.com]

[ Ironically, Fran is French. ]

Those huge tracts of land on your forehead. Don't tell me you've never noticed them.

[video]

[unionjackoff]

My eyebrows are fine! They are distinguished!

[ voice ]

[pivello.livejournal.com]

Is that what you tell yourself? Okay then, I'm not particularly interested in helping you out of your denial issues.

[ No, but seriously. ]

Do you use magic, too, Bushy Brow?

[video]

[unionjackoff]

[as if he hadn't heard all those remarks before! you're going to have to find a new insult]

I do!

[ voice ]

[pivello.livejournal.com]

[ It's hard to be creative with bushy eyebrow comments. He managed that fire hazard one okay!! ]

Are you part of a famiglia, then?

[video]

[unionjackoff]

A famiglia? Isn't that Italian?

[ voice ]

[pivello.livejournal.com]

Bingo~

Although, that means you have no idea what I'm talking about.

[video]

[unionjackoff]

[uh. okay. he raises one of those brows] ...I know it means 'family.' Are you Italian, then?

[ voice ]

[pivello.livejournal.com]

Only by forced relocation. [ Or kidnapping, as he likes to insist. ]

You've heard of the mafia, haven't you?

[video]

[unionjackoff]

[he is thinking about it. that sounds like another Italian word, but he cannot place it] No, I have not.