Zwei [video]

[awesomemich]

[Prussia's next attempt is much better. He doesn't keep hitting random buttons and such. He's smiling as well as a wooden puppet can]

Guten Tag! [though he doesn't know how good it is with all the fire and termites and the very unpleasant woodeness] This isn't permanent ist it? [he knocks on the top of his head for emphasis] Das wouldn't be awesome.

[he taps his chin] Oh right, Britannien said ich should introduce myself. Ich ist the awesome Preußen! [it is pronounced Proi-ssen] Und ich ist apparently The Phoenix. How ist this supposed to work, ich does not have wings or feathers?! [he's still wearing a bed sheet as a toga...a really long toga, though] Of course the rulers must have recognized my awesomeness, and gotten me confused with an awesome bird.

Comments

[bearpuns]

...That's a really nice dress!!

[video]

[awesomemich]

[looks down and realizes that his toga could be seen as a dress from a certain angle] It's a toga, the rulers took my clothes.

[of course he would only recognize them as actual rulers if the king was his Fritz]

[video]

[bearpuns]

A toga? Oh, so like a manly dress?

[video]

[awesomemich]

[a cute little blond kid? He vaguely reminded Prussia of that boy that had been living in Austria's house]

Ja! er--Ich don't normally wear things like this.

[video]

[bearpuns]

Oh! Well, I guess I don't normally wear dresses.

[ he looks a little confused though ]

...Is ich a food? You keep saying it and it sounds beary delicious!

[video]

[awesomemich]

Nein! Nein! Ich ist nicht food! Ich ist I in Deutsch! Wurst ist food, und Bier! [if he wasn't currently made of wood his mouth would be watering and his stomach growling for sausage and beer. As it is his face adopts a dreamy expression, well, as dreamy as puppets can get]

[video]

[bearpuns]

...Deutsch sounds like a cake!

[video]

[unionjackoff]

[he is just snickering in the background okay]

[video]

[awesomemich]

[looks over at England and away from the compact] Oi! That just means my language is sweeter than yours.

[looks back at the compact] Deutsch ist a language, German.

[video]

[bearpuns]

Oh! I get it.

So you speak it? Are their different languages?

[video]

[awesomemich]

Ja! Lots of languages! Dänisch, Polnisch, Russisch, Spanisch, und Französisch are some. Mein Englisch ist nicht gut. But Deutsch ist much more awesome! [he grinned]

[video]

[bearpuns]

Wow...do they all have sch at the end of them? Does that mean they are all like Deutsch?

[video]

[awesomemich]

Nein, das means they're languages. Each ist different. Und none are as awesome as Deutsch!

[video]

[bearpuns]

Oh so Deutsch is better then all the others!

[video]

[awesomemich]

JA! [he smiles brightly] Ich vill teach you!

[he bounces excitedly]

[video]

[bearpuns]

Okay! [ Teddie grins! ]

[video]

[awesomemich]

Come by any time! Kesesese~

[moirailcompass]

The Phoenix? I've never heard that story befur! Tell me, tell me purrease!

[video]

[awesomemich]

[the way this person talked made him a bit nervous, though it was cute]

The Phoenix ist a mythical bird that legend says ist immortal. Myth and legend says it bursts into flames and ist reborn from the ashes.

[he doesn't really believe in Phoenixes, but it was a bird, so he had learned something about it]

[video]

[moirailcompass]

An immortal bird? [she wonders if that would be edible. Probably not. So you are safe, Prussia. Maybe.]

[She tilts her head thoughtfully.] Why does it do that? Die and then get reborn, I mean. It kinda seems like a hassle!

[video]

[awesomemich]

Ja, awesome immortal bird! [his eyes light up at the thought...or they would if they weren't currently painted on]

Ich don't know why they die and get reborn. Ich dinks it ist symbolic of something.

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[thewindything.livejournal.com]

[video]

[awesomemich]

Ja! Ich ist a deutsche Nation. Ich ist Preußen! [if he's hard to understand ask him to switch over to text]

[thewindything.livejournal.com]

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[awesomemich]

[he looks at the screen and decides the blue text person must be having trouble with his accent, feeling magnanimous he presses the buttons to change his output to text]

Ja, I am a German nation. I am Prussia!

[he mostly uses English spelling when writing]

[ text]

[thewindything.livejournal.com]

[Did he just call himself a nation? Oh maybe that was just his english being weird.]

[text]

[awesomemich]

[he deflates and only England can here his nearly silent "I'm so awesome" spoken like a self-convincing mantra]

You must not know you're geography well. I'm awesome!

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[thewindything.livejournal.com]

[text]

[awesomemich]

Ja, Russland is one of my neighbors! Though we're currently at war.

[text]

[thewindything.livejournal.com]

[text]

[awesomemich]

The past? You mean you're from the future!

[it's a perspective thing]

[text]

[thewindything.livejournal.com]

[text]

[awesomemich]

1757! That's the present. What year are you from?