arcanarum | shot 006 || [accidental video/action to those nearby]

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shot 006 || [accidental video/action to those nearby]

[The feed comes on with a clatter, as it's dropped to the floor, because at this point it's obvious it would tack some real arm-twisting to get G to use this thing voluntarily.

And there's a squelch, squelch, squelch, followed by a thud and a shlop as G tosses a bundle of fish and his wet shirt onto the ground. It could rain all it wanted, not going to stop him from getting food.]

Gonna freeze my nuts off in this place...

[And he opens the window to let in some of the humid air into his room before he turns around only to spot... his arch-nemesis on the ground. The little piece of demon technology he had grown to loath so hard. One of these days he was just going to pitch it out the window and be done with it.

...but for now, he just closes it. You live today foul glitter-box.]

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Ew.

No one wants to see that.

[Of course. Little shit just can't keep his damn opinion to himself. So what if he was ~~built like a stick~~ on the thin side, at least he's got muscle... or at least more than Lampo does- and that's all that really matters.]

Right, because your soft gut-flab is so much more appealing.

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I'm lean. [he's probably got a small figure and has kind of girly hips. pretty sure that's canon.

and let's be honest all the primo's men are pretty built easy on the eyes]

I get aaaalll the ladies.

Uh-huh. Right up until they get a load of your personality and start to find that babyfat ain't their thing.

[Eh, he's got more meat on him than ~~the starving greyhound~~ G. All the storm guardian needs to be a wise-ass.]

I don't have babyfat! I'm an adult! [There's a slight whine in his voice]

And what's wrong with my personality? [HUFF] plenty of ladies would kill to be with a lord!

Yeah, because your whinin' just makes you all the more mature.

[Can you hear the eyeroll in his voice Lampo? Can you?]

"Lord" ain't part of your personality, it's a job position. Ladies would kill to be with a lord because they want an easy way to make money. If you don't fix yourself up the only women you're gonna be gettin' are a bunch of money-grubbin' broads that'll take what you got and run with it.

[There. Sound honest advice from your superior... that he knows will go in one ear and out the other- but this will give him "I told you so" rights down the line later.]

Though, I guess here you don't exactly got much do ya? Not actually much to be a lord over after you've been dead for a century...

[Lampo isn't sure what to say in response to this; he's always been awkward when G gets all Big Brother on him.] Oy, I can take care of myself fine... I'm not a complete loser... [He sounds grumpy, because really he can do stuff himself but... Well he just doesn't like to.]

Hey, we're not dead here--apparently--so stop talkin' like that. I'm still a Lord, it's not something you just give away! [Except it kind of is?? But shut up Lampo will never give up that title. It's like, the only thing he's got okay]

You wouldn't last a week without someone takin' care of you. You can't even get food for yourself, let alone cook it.

[Well at least the kid had some damn PRIDE stashed away somewhere... though it was hard to figure out just what about his "lord-like behavior" he found to be proud of...]

Just watch yourself kiddo, I'd hate to have to go and shoot a broad because she messed with you.

[Because it would be annoying, and messy, and very illegal... but he would do it. ~~Not that legal matters really stopped G before~~]

You know you can just make food by thinking about it, right?

[He cocks and eyebrow at the screen irritably]

Well, that's fine and dandy for someone who wants to just sit back on their ass all the damned day.

[He gives an equally irritated look in return.]

You're the one that's complaining.

Ain't my fault this place is turnin' into a friggin' icebox.

[God, what he wouldn't do to be back in Italy...]

But if I gotta choose being useless on my ass or freezin' my nuts off, I'd rather freeze my nuts off.

You really can't think of anything more productive to do?

Scouted the forest. Scouted the town. Got all the information I could on this place. Don't feel like invoking "divine punishment" on everyone by tryin' to stage an attack like the last lot. So no, nothing really to do here except keep myself alive and make sure some other dipshit doesn't get us all killed. Which considering it's an icebox outside ain't gonna be happenin' today.

[G sits himself down and carefully starts rolling himself a cigarette. Gonna need some nicotine to deal with this bastard...]

I don't know what the Rulers are, but they're not "divine." They were only caught because they weren't careful.

[He gives a disgusted glare. He really, really dislikes cigarettes.]

It's called sarcasm, look it up.

[He strikes a match and lights it up sending glare of equal quality Domon's way.]

Sorry, there are a few people here I'm not riskin' for the sake of my ego.

[And considering the size of his ego, those people are very, very, important.]

[Okay the sarcasm thing doesn't even deserve an answer.]

Ego has nothing to do with it! And I'm not the only one that needs to find a way back! It's your fault if you're not strong enough to protect the people you care about!

[Well, perhaps it's simply his bias that he feels better off here than he does back in his world. At least here he's got a pulse.]

I told you, I checked already. And as confident as I am in my ability to kick the shit out of most people [like you] There are a couple of kids here, and I don't think punchin' someone in the face will do much good if they can change people's minds and bodies on a whim.

[And his death left a bit of a bitter taste in mouth. It would be better if he didn't try to muck up the chance he had here.]

I won't let anyone get hurt. But that means stopping them now before they have a chance to seriously hurt anyone. If I can't find a way for everyone to go home, maybe I can destroy whatever machine gives the Rulers their power.

[And this is G rubbing his forehead, oh god incoming migraine ]

And who's to say it's a machine? It could be their own power dumbass. In which case your fucked in a special kind of way, and if you drag all of us down too. The best plan is waiting it out, and wait for them to make a mistake as much as I hate to admit it...

What else could it be? You can't seriously believe it's magic. And waiting it out could take years. I don't have that kind of time!

Magic? Don't be a idiot. But I've seen some weird-ass shit in my day. Might not have seen much of machines, but I've seen illusionists pull shit closer to this than any machine has.

Maybe a machine from the 21st century wouldn't be able to do this, but the one's I know could.

21st century? Sorry, just entered the 20th nine years or so before I bit the dust. I've been dead for a while it seems...

Then I'm from almost four hundred years in your future. I've seen machines that-

[He cuts off as what G says sinks in.]

You've been...dead...?

Yeah. Dead. I died.

[Linefaciest lineface.]

[There's a long pause. How exactly do you respond to something like that?]

I can understand why you would want to stay here. But I have someone I need to get back to.

[He simply shrugs.]

I don't care what happens to me. I mean, what's the worst they can do? Kill me?

[He let out a sigh]

But there are a couple of kids here. I know from one of 'em from back in my day. [His gaze hardens a bit] If you do anything that ends up getting them hurt, I'll make you wish killin' you was all I did, got it? Nothin' is more dangerous than a man who's got nothin' left to lose.

I would never be stupid enough to put a child in danger!

[ Ugetsu notices him and hurries over trying to see if there is anything he can do silently, looking at G ]

[G looks over his shoulder casually while looking for something dry. He smirks a little when he spots Ugetsu]

Oh, hi mom.

[No, he is not letting him live that one down.]

Oh shush. Do you want a towel or not, G-san.

[ he thought to bring out one, since it's pouring still ]

[He just snickers for a moment at his own joke, and the subsequent feather ruffling from Ugetsu. If ONLY it weren't so cold.]

Yeah sure, thanks.

[And he holds his hand out for the towel. Of course he has different plans for said towel than just drying himself off.]

[ Handing the towel to the other, he gets the fish ]

Would you like me to scale and gut these?

I can do it. [God forbid you leave him indoor with nothing to do...]

[Now it was once again time to let his amazing personality shine through, just to demonstrate what a mature, adult, man he really is. He rolls up the towel and lays it on his head. Then, he holds a part of it up so that it would resemble bunny ears. This is of course accompanied by a little smirk.

Because damn between Ugetsu and Madoka he couldn't tell which one was the bigger maid, and it was starting to get to him.]

So, how do I wear them?

[ Ugetsu ignores that and takes the fish inside, just acting like G wasn't being a big jerkyjerk. ]

You should shower, so you don't get a cold.

[And the lack of response earns a very line facing pout. Damn. Well there goes that form of entertainment. He lets out and irritable huff, and lets the towel fall on his shoulders,and follows Ugetsu with his fish. There's no way he's letting Ugetsu take his entertainment away.]

I already got my shower for the day, thanks.

[He's already wet. He did not need to get wet again. ~~Because that is clearly the only purpose of a shower~~.]

[ Ugetsu does smile at that, putting the fish in the sink. The whole indoor plumbing thing was a pretty neat feature to them, when they got used to it. ]

Well, still, I do not believe you want to get sick, do you?

[He huffs and moves over to the sink and turns on the faucet.]

I ain't gonna get sick!

[and as retaliation he placed his hand over the facet and blocked it enough so that it sent a little spray of water at Ugetsu.]

[ Ugetsu rolled his eyes and moved his hand over to shoot some at G then, his lips curving into a small smile ]

You say that, but I think a nice hot shower and a change of clothes will help.

I got my shower outside, thanks. Only reason I was botherin' to keep my pants on is for the woman in the house.

[G looks himself over then looks over at Ugetsu. Really, not much that could be done to make him any MORE wet than he was.

... so by water-fight standard he was a walking weapon. He smirks at the thought and then just shakes his head to get the water out of his hair... and on everything around him. Namely Ugetsu.

And then hair-in-face. Well he is not missing Ugetsu's reaction face, so he runs a hand over his head to get his bangs to stick there]

[ Ugetsu laughed a little bit, his hair falling down a bit as he tried to shake it from the pony tail. ]

G-san, you are as bad as Lampo-dono sometimes.

[ That doesn't stop him from taking G's towel and cleaning off his face ]

[Dammit. Totally ineffective. Where was Lampo when you need him?]

Tch, oi at least I get some, and I earn it too.

[which was one of the many complaints he had about this place. He needed to find a nice, easy broad to stick it in.]

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