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[triskeles]

[ Filtered: Stiles, Scott, Erica ]

I swear to god, if any of you tell Sansa that she's a fictional character...

[ He briefly considered adding on something prior to the filtered portion of the message, but you know what? Derek doesn't care enough to actually post his own entries on the network otherwise. Right now, anyways. ]

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Voice, filtered, yadda yadda

[puppyface]

I'm sorry! I didn't mean to slip up! I don't think she knows, okay? I probably just sounded like an idiot. I won't say anything, I promise!

blah blah blah

[triskeles]

It's fine, just-- watch what you're doing around people that are fictional back home. We don't know what happens when they go home, or how that would effect them.

[puppyface]

...Yeah, you're right.

...I'm sorry. I'll watch what I say.

[Except of course when he sends a message to red-headed serial killer. Well, technically that was done before he promised.]

[triskeles]

[ Technically. And it might pay off in the end, who knows. ]

I know you will. [ A pause, considering. ] While she's here, and no one from House Stark is, we need to keep an eye on her. She's too young to be on her own, nevermind how she was raised.

[puppyface]

I know.

[It isn't condescending. It doesn't sound like an annoyed teenager being told what to do. It's a strong, solid, sincere agreement.]

I don't think she'll like it if she sees us hanging around all the time, though. I mean, until we can get her to trust us, or something, we're probably going to have to lay low.

[triskeles]

It's... [ Manipulative, yet with good intentions. ] I'm hoping by comparing us to wolves without telling her we are wolves will at least help us win her favor in some way. It's a comforting comparison, given the Starks.

[puppyface]

And what exactly are we gonna tell her when we start actually turning into wolves, Derek? I'm pretty sure Balto wasn't the bedtime story of the year at the Stark house.

voice | /packmom's

[hypercompetent]

Yeah, because I'm really going to break a fourteen year old's psyche.

[Come on, Derek, God. He's rolling his eyes, even if you can't see it.]

...We can't just let her run around here by herself. If I ran around a crazy cursed island by myself when I was fourteen I'm pretty sure I'd be dead in the ground.

/packdads

[triskeles]

Scott almost did.

[ Mock-cheer, which is obvious by the bite of his voice. ]

No, we're not going to. Which is why I told her that if she needs anything, she can ask for anyone following the Hale name, and that we're like a wolf pack. We can tell her we're an actual wolf pack when she's been here a little longer, she's had enough information dumped on her in one day.

YEAH TAG TEAM PACKPARENTS

[hypercompetent]

...why is that not even remotely surprising?

[Oh Scott. Stiles loves you to bits and pieces, but as they say in the south, bless your heart. His tongue clicks against the roof of his mouth, the sound of it opening and then closing slowly.]

Yeah, no freakin' kidding. She wanted to keep her name as Cat. I tried to get her to let me call her Sansa...

[There's a beat; you can hear the giddiness in his voice.]

I think she likes me.

FUCK YEAH

[triskeles]

Because it's Scott.

[ Bless your heart, indeed. But he knows that Scott won't make the mistake again, at least not with Sansa. Pepper won't let it go to her head, and will keep it from Tony in the meantime. He's not worried about the other Stark. ]

Consider her backstory, Stiles. It might actually be safer for her to go by Catskin while she's here. In case any enemies of her House show up.

[ His own pause, and then Derek snorts. ]

Is that so?

8D

[hypercompetent]

[He doesn't respond to the first bit, just an affirmative raise of his eyebrows and a pause that notes that he agreed with him. Scott, he loves you. He does.

But, he frowns.]

All she's ever had to do was hide. Like seriously. Are we going to make her do that, too? Not to mention if she ends up, you know, part of our little wolf pack or whatever, are we gonna let whoever her enemies are get to her? Hell no.

[But then he sounds excited again.]

Oh my gooddd yes, this is like a dream come true! If Tyrion Lannister shows up I think I'll actually die.

B>

[triskeles]

She's already under pack protection. [ He pretty much offered it immediately, he won't even lie. Stiles can even go and see it for himself. ] But we're not going to force her to act in a way that she doesn't want to. Especially when what she's doing is something that she's learned for her survival.

[ There you have it, folks. Stiles Stilinski has succeeded in making Derek Hale laugh like. Five times in the past two days. ]

I think Arcanarum would die if Tyrion Lannister showed up.

We so got this.

[hypercompetent]

So what's the problem? [Stiles is glad to hear it, to be honest; he was going to bring it up, but it looks like Derek beat him to it. Is this what being in a pack is like? Weird. He doesn't really need to be reading everyone's minds. Eugh.] I just want her not to feel threatened by us. We're not them.

[VICTORY.]

....And?

THREAD JACKIN' ON VOICE

[puppyface]

Stiles. It's not just Sansa.

Pepper Potts.

Tony Stark.

I just talked to Pepper Potts.

multi threadjack

[triskeles]

The fact it's Pepper Potts is the only reason I'm not going to get on you about telling her she's a fictional character.

Tony Stark, on the other hand, should never know.

[puppyface]

Dude, I'm not going to break a promise to Pepper Potts.

[triskeles]

I think that'd be more dangerous than breaking a promise to pack, to be honest.

[puppyface]

It'd be like breaking a promise to my mom. She'd kill me.

[triskeles]

Painfully. After making you feel like a horrible person.

NERDY TIME

[hypercompetent]

Oh my god! [Fuck the scarlet nerd. Stiles is just as nerdy as Scott.] Do you think Iron Man is here?! Dude, what if Spiderman showed up?!

AAWWW YES

[puppyface]

Dude, Iron Man is here! Pepper told me herself!

Pepper? Ms. Potts?! Oh my God.

god they're such losers

[hypercompetent]

[The noise he makes can really only be described as a squeal. Super manly.]

We've gotta get his autograph, oh my--dude, we can't tell him he's a comic book character, he might actually explode. Iron Man!

WELL I'D BE EXCITED TOO

[puppyface]

Dude, we can't tell him cos Pepper'd kill us. Seriously, dude, you can't say anything!

that's why they're our spirit animals

[hypercompetent]

I'm not going to tell him, that'd be you! [God come on Scott, he's not about to do that. He can totally handle himself around famous people probably.] He's Tony Freakin Stark, he'll be ecstatic if we ask for his autograph anyway.