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[triskeles]

[ Filtered: Stiles, Scott, Erica ]

I swear to god, if any of you tell Sansa that she's a fictional character...

[ He briefly considered adding on something prior to the filtered portion of the message, but you know what? Derek doesn't care enough to actually post his own entries on the network otherwise. Right now, anyways. ]

Comments

[triskeles]

You kind of are a bannerman, Stiles.

[ He doesn't think before he says that, because, well. It's true. He's the bannerman of the Hale pack. But he's interested in this dinner with Sansa, and might... show up. ]

Except instead of a sword and a snake, it was a car and a kanima. [ A pause, considering. ] I actually liked how they handled Neville's speech in the movie more than when he gave it in the book.

[hypercompetent]

Just call me Ser Stilinski.

[Eheheheheheheheheheheh.

Stiles' eyebrows shoot up off his face--it's seriously a good thing that he's on voice instead of video. It's really, really weird to hear Derek talking about something so. Normal.]

Nerd.

[Couldn't resist.]

...Yeah, me too. Seriously, he was crouching Gryffindor hidden badass. It was awesome.

[triskeles]

I'm sure Sansa will do that enough for all of us.

[ Derek can't say he's surprised by that jab, but he takes it in stride. What, he grew up on these books. Laura even dragged him to the premiere nights in New York when the last two movies came out. ]

Pot, kettle, et cetera.

[ He isn't even bothered, though. ]

And, of course, now you have me thinking about Harry Potter showing up here.

[hypercompetent]

Do you think I could get her to call me Ser Stiles? Oh my god. No, no, Ser Stilinski's my dad.

[He really is excited by that, you have no idea. Anyway, he blows off Derek's pot calling the kettle black comment (because he's right, and Stiles hates admitting Derek is right at anything), and hones in on the second one.]

That would be like the best day of my entire life. Maybe if Lupin showed up we could adopt him into our pack. [A soft, derisive snort.]

This is ironic, considering RC.

[triskeles]

Probably. If that's what you wanted, she'd make the switch pretty easily.

[ The entire deal with Sansa is that she aims to please, adapting to it as necessary. He can understand why, he just doesn't like it.

There's a beat, as he registers the Lupin comment. ]

Not ignoring the joke, but to be honest? We probably should, if he did. He's never known positive werewolf influence, it'd probably help to have it.