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[sneezeslikeakitten]

[There's a kid on the screen, no older than twelve or thirteen. His hair is kind of a fluffy mess, like he tried to brush his bangs over his forehead. He looks annoyed and he's kind of regarding the compact with a bit of skepticism. He's wrapped up in a sheet not unlike a burrito and more than anything seems to be talking to himself.]

They really went all out on this fairy tale motif, huh? Weird purple rooms, fairy princess smartphones that look like mirrors, and I guess whatever this letter's supposed to be?

I either fell into a magical vortex, or I've been kidnapped.

Even though I'm logically leaning more towards the former, I'm going with the latter for petty reasons. Gideon, I swear if you don't let me go, give me my clothes back, and tell me what you did with Mabel, we're gonna have a whole lot of problems. We've basically humiliated you like, three times this month? Give it up and this won't get ugly, man.