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[impurities]

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English.

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I understand that we've been kidnapped and that, apparently, we're supposed to fill in for the original residents of this place.
What I've also noticed is that previous attempts to both talk to the Rulers peaceably and to escape the island have gone to shit. Not particularly surprising, since the fuckers managed to kidnap us here in the first place and don't seem keen on letting anyone leave.
Well, unless it's to fuck with us. People have come and gone, only to be brought back with no memories of this place. Fantastic way to flaunt the fact we're not going anywhere by our own means.

I'd inquire as to why the hell they seem so deadset against putting people in proper clothing, if they can do all this other bullshit, but considering the fact we're obviously their entertainment, I'm not exactly surprised some of us have woken up in clothing we're extremely unaccustomed to. Or no clothes at all.

That said, I need a tailor or someone with an extra pair of pants.

( I lied about not posting. Remember to comment here if you don't want to see Dirk's obnoxiously bright orange font. Otherwise, replies will be orange colored. )

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[bloodyhammertime]

At least some of you got to have clothes at all. So I wouldn't complain about having to wear silly outfits so much if I were you. [Smile's housemates get to tease/enjoy his dismay of being naked, if they wanted to. The sheets are his best friend, all of a sudden.]

We need some entertainment if we're going to be stuck here, anyway. +u+

As funny as that is? I don't have time to be here to play the role of someone's kitty cat until the real one decides to finally come back.

Not when she's all by herself now, with that crazy wench still out there.

.....I never cared for cats.
You Rulers have quite the sense of humor, I'll give you that much. +_+

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