waterformybath[ After three days, he finally decides to emerge from relative obscurity and make a public post. The first thing anyone who knows him will notice is that his hair is no longer black. In fact, it's-- ]
Brown.
[ He says the word despondently into his communicator. There's a dramatic sigh and then he rests his forehead on the table, giving everyone watching a very good few of his newly-coloured hair while he moans: ]
Why brown... It's so dull...