Mark III - [video]

[gold_titanium_man]

[here's a guy who hasn't been on the comms lately, mostly because he's been suffering personal trauma do to a certain housemate being moved in.

He hasn't caught a Turkey yet, surprisingly, it's more difficult than it looks, but he's speaking English because his denizen is Kansan]

So, they bite. [he shows fingers that have been recently bandaged] Anyone try not catching them with their bare hands before I waste time with that?

[Video / Ancient Greek]

[tooshytofly]

[The feed cuts on by accident; Fluttershy has taken the compact with her as she goes turkey-hunting, and she's set it down on a nearby flat rock so as not to get it all scuffed up. Not that she's too concerned--this task seems like it was custom-made for her. For once, she actually feels confident about things! Even if she's still speaking Ancient Greek, she's not worried. She can do this!]

Here, little turkey, come here! I won't hurt you, I promise! I'd just like to get a better look at you, that's all.

[There's a bit of gobbling from the underbrush at Fluttershy's coaxing, but the turkey still isn't emerging.]

Oh, it's okay, little turkey, I know you probably haven't seen a pony before, but I'm really nothing to be afraid of!

second key: video/action

[keyblading]

[ Sora appears on the screen looking oddily determined for someone who is usually derping around the island. He speaks in clear English, because his manner of speaking was not affected much. Plus, he's already caught a turkey. It's nothing compared to catching fish with your bare hands at home. ]

If anyone needs me to catch a turkey for them, then I will! Just let me know. My name is Sora, so I'll help you out!!

[ He frowns more deeply now ]

Also, whoever sent this note, I want to talk to you. You're going to tell me where my friends are!

turkey bears: video

[bearpuns]

[ Cue Teddie making a sad face. He's got little red marks all over his cheeks and hands because he's attempted, but failed miserably at catching a turkey. He's still speaking in regular English, but his tone sounds a little bit more feminine (ie: higher pitched then normal) ]

Teddie can't catch one. They aren't being very nice either when I get close. Who decided that turkeys would be a good idea! I beary much don't like this!!

003 ⚘ Video (Danish, eventual English)

[titsandasskicking]

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

[If the hysterical laughter didn't startle you, the video opens up on a dizzying whirling image as the sky and trees twist violently. As it hurtles around, there's a frightened series of noises from a turkey and flashes of feathers and mostly-bare leg. Finally, the compact drops, open. Half out-of-sight of it, Kainé can be seen scrambling to her feet, blood on her face and arms as the turkey scrambles for it.

She stoops, reaching down to pick something up and - upon seeing the compact is on - rolling it into a ball and throwing it at it. It's the letter from the Rulers.]

(This RULES! Come on... Come get me!)

[Although the words might be impossible to understand, the tone isn't nearly as difficult. The compact rises to her grinning face as she scoops it up before hurling herself after the turkey.]