madeinneochina[What pops onto the screen appears to be a pair of eyes. Then, when the eyes seem to notice it's working, they pull back to reveal a short boy, in his late teens. He looks remarkably confused, as many on the island have on their first arrival.]
What's this thing...? Hey, bro! Bro! Can you hear me? [A pause.] Sis! Am I coming through? Mister, are you there...?
Zuisen...? Keiun...?
[Getting no response from any of those names, he grimaces at the device.]
What the heck? Hello? Is anybody out there? There's been a huge mistake! I may be just a humble, travelling chef... but I wasn't planning on travelling this far.
Is there even a nation called Arcanarum? It definitely doesn't have a space colony...
... either way, I need to go home. And how am I supposed to "fill in" for this Sun Wukong guy, anyway?
(( ooc: For anyone who is gifted at detecting lies, you can feel free to catch that he's lying about being a "humble, travelling chef". ))