Bullet 003 - Video
Jun. 30th, 2012 09:49 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
[Your favorite(?) American appears on screen looking a little distressed. You'll notice that when he opens his mouth, there's a new western accent apparent in his speech if you can catch a word of what he's saying.]
HOWDY, Y'ALL!!! This here's America! Ha ha ha, been a while, huh?! Surely, y'all haven't forgotten the most awesome hero on this here island, yeah?! Right after that cookout, a funny thing happened where some crazy mirror was floatin' right next to me an' 'cause of some leftover ketchup, I slid 'n' crashed into the darned thing! Next thing I knew, I woke up with my head all fuzzy-like an' here I am!
Must've banged it harder than I thought, 'cause now I'm talkin' like them Texas folks! I'm still the same old guy underneath, y'hear?! Hey, how long have I been out? Feels like I've been sleepin' all winter!
HOWDY, Y'ALL!!! This here's America! Ha ha ha, been a while, huh?! Surely, y'all haven't forgotten the most awesome hero on this here island, yeah?! Right after that cookout, a funny thing happened where some crazy mirror was floatin' right next to me an' 'cause of some leftover ketchup, I slid 'n' crashed into the darned thing! Next thing I knew, I woke up with my head all fuzzy-like an' here I am!
Must've banged it harder than I thought, 'cause now I'm talkin' like them Texas folks! I'm still the same old guy underneath, y'hear?! Hey, how long have I been out? Feels like I've been sleepin' all winter!