second wish {text}

[righttohope.livejournal.com]

Ehehe... it feels like I never left, but I'm back now.

I didn't miss anything, did I?

_{[It's only been a few days, she thinks, but Madoka wants to be certain.]}

Bullet 002 - Video

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[The screen opens up with America wearing his leader face that he uses whenever an emergency arises. He has one gloved fist raised to the level of his shoulder to emphasize the importance of his message.]

Okay, guys! Listen up! I've got a real crisis here! And I mean, it's big!

So! I've been looking all over this kooky place and I can't find one single horse! It's like nobody knows what I'm talking about and okay, so I get that a lot, but come on, guys! How's a cowboy supposed to do any of his awesome hero feats without a ride?!

Then it hit me! Y'know, like lightning striking a tree! Okay, it'd totally suck to be that tree, but you guys follow, right?! If we got some folks here turning into animals, maybe someone out there is Pecos Bill's trusty steed! Don't worry, Widow-maker, I'm not giving up on ya, pal! If anybody finds him, send him my way, dudes!

Hey, in the meantime, I hear there's huge, wild beasts out there and I've been itching to wrangle something! If any of you animal guys up for some awesome western action and can carry one crazy-cool cowboy, let's partner up! [He salutes from the tip of his hat with two fingers before the feed ends.]

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[bestamontillado.livejournal.com]

[Early that morning, there probably was some obvious noise - from ~someone~ taking apart half the room trying to find a clue to certain important questions. Questions like "What the Hell", "Who the Hell", "HOW the Hell", and "Where are my clothes?".]

[Since none of those were forthcoming and it did even less to answer "Who the Hell are Calico Jack, the Rabbit, and Cinderella?" beyond that apparently it was others that'd been kidnapped... Well, obviously sitting in a room griping about how he was neither a dwarf nor a dragon Thank You Very Much was useless.]

[So sometime this morning, there's a ... would-be illusionist coming out of that room that'd been briefly empty. His clothes unfortunately seem like they were made for someone a bit...more...built, with the end result that he sort-of looks like a bad extra from a Viking movie, even if he is managing to be fairly calm about it all.]

[Boy, is -THAT- about to be the least of his worries.]

((Public post probably after he's fled for his life, later. :| ))