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[hyahahacool.livejournal.com]

[What can be seen, is what looks like a very irritated mercenary. He's walking along in one of the districts, his face pretty much the only thing in view. He's clearly holding the compact, and staring daggers into it.]

If anyone's out there listening....mind telling me what the hell is going on?

[Luckily he's ridiculous when it comes to technology, and figuring things out- so he managed to whip out the compact from his....robes? Tunic? He wasn't too sure what to call them. In any case, he figured out how to use this special device]

1st Flex ♐ [Text]

[equestrian-envy.livejournal.com]

[After constantly typing over and over frantically, trying to get that beautiful blue to show up on his font, he FINALLY figures it out, and these huge fancy sleeves with frills in them are NOT HELPING, besides the fact that this ...coat... has so much red on it he wants to VOMIT, but that would be even more disgusting, even if the tinge of blue to his bile would most likely make this red atrocity a tad more bearable.]

D --> I demand some means of e%plaination immediately
D --> Why am I here and where e%actly is this e%tremely confusing location
D --> I have something important I must be doing
D --> Even if the order was from a source I would rather not disclose to the public due to how improper it is for someone of my caste to oblige to the li% of them
D --> E%cuse me, I have gotten off trot
D --> I mean track, I apologize once again, I am just very uncomfortable in this new attire I have found myself in and hoof begun to work up a minor sweat
D --> But if you will, anyone, e%plain this to me now

D --> Also, is there any way for me to change the appearance of this communication device
D --> This contraption 100ks ridic001ous…

video → text

[b34uty.livejournal.com]

[ Terezi? She's going to be licking the communicator at first, so the video function? Sure is activated! But she manages to switch it to text soon after that. So really, there's only a small glimpse of a gray-skinned troll on the video feed! ]

1V3 B33N H3R3 FOR 4 WH1L3 BUT H4V3NT R34LLY S33N TH3 PO1NT 1N US1NG TH1S TH1NG
3XC3PT NOW 1 GU3SS MOR3 P3OPL3 4R3 SHOW1NG UP
SO M4YB3 1TLL F1N4LLY B3 US3FUL
1M T3R3Z1 4ND MOST OF YOU T4ST3 D1ST1NCTLY HUM4N

( ooc; troll text translation )