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[notastallion.livejournal.com]

[ A scrawny brunet clad in leather and fur storms around his assigned bedroom (in the house he apparently shares with Fa Mulan). The places looks to be completely torn apart, the mattress overturned, drawers ransacked, and just a general mess. The remains of his welcome letter lay torn into several small pieces. Off in one corner, there lies what appears to be a wolf's head.

He stops at last, planing his hands on his hips, surveying the room. He's not all that happy. Bare feet pad over to the device finally and he bends down to pick up the mirror, which he doesn't realize is even on. He shows this by bringing it close to his face and picking at his teeth with his free hand.

He then sneers and claps it shut, cutting off the video. ]

Comments

[childoftherigs.livejournal.com]

[Wow, that sure was the first thing she wanted to see when she opened her own mirror thing]

Nice, why don't you scratch your balls next, that'd be a great idea.

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[notastallion.livejournal.com]

[ You didn't see it, but he freaked out when the mirror started making noise and he didn't know where it was coming from. He's more than skeptical when he does answer, and hey, it's a...little girl? ]

Why don't you mind your own damn business?

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[childoftherigs.livejournal.com]

I'll be happy to do that, soon as you stop tryin' to show me how yellow your teeth are.

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[notastallion.livejournal.com]

Look. Kid. I've had a long fuckin' day. I just wanna get outta this crazy outfit and find the bus out of this nut house. How about you toddle off to your parents and ask for a new Twitz doll or whatever the hell partially insulting toy you kids like these days.

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[childoftherigs.livejournal.com]

[Rolls her eyes]

First off, half of what you just said didn't even fucking make sense. Second, unless this 'bus' you're talkin' about runs off magic or wood or horses or some shit then there ain't one here. Third, fuck you. Fourth, I don't play with fucking toys, and if you talk to me like I've got half a brain again I'll find whatever tiny excuse you've got for balls and kick 'em so hard they'll be coming outta your nose.

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[notastallion.livejournal.com]

YOU? HA! The foul mouthed little girl from the talking mirror is gonna kick MY balls. Alright. When I figure out whatever the hell Jake slipped me, HIS balls are gonna be in a vice.

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[childoftherigs.livejournal.com]

Yeah I guess that would be ridiculous, pretty obvious you lost your balls and your marbles a long time ago. [she shakes her head, it's so sad to see, really]

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[notastallion.livejournal.com]

Don't you have parents to pester?

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[childoftherigs.livejournal.com]

No, my parents aren't around. We're on a fucking island in the middle of nowhere.

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[denies]

... That's not how you use that thing, y'know.

[ Her voice is fairly deadpan as she says it. ]

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[notastallion.livejournal.com]

Well excuse me if I'm not exactly a magical talking mirror expert.

[ And his voice is rather sarcastic. ]

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[denies]

I just figured I should say it before you would start to pop zits or whatever as well. I doubt that anyone in this place particularly needed that view from just now.

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[notastallion.livejournal.com]

And how do you know? Heard that people actually make videos of that shit so others can watch any time they want.

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[denies]

I guess you're right..

[ She lets out an almost exaggerated sigh. ]

Ah, it's useless, it's all useless. This is why someone would just start losing faith in humanity's dignity.

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[notastallion.livejournal.com]

You think THAT's bad? Let me tell ya, there's a lot worse than that out there. But I'm gonna assume the internet isn't very common in your life, if you didn't already know that.

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[denies]

I can't say I've used it a lot before, [ being from 1998 and all that. ] but I don't need the internet to see just how disgusting some parts of humanity are, to be honest.

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[notastallion.livejournal.com]

Trust me, sweetheart. You THINK you know. But you don't. You ain't seen a damn thing till you've seen the depths of the crap on YouTube.

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[aeterno_arma]

[So, this explains all the ruckus he heard. Have a teen with green eyes, dark skin and light purple hair wearing a kimono. It's hard to tell if it's a man or a woman.]

Hello? Are you okay?

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[notastallion.livejournal.com]

I'd be better if I could find the damn zipper on this thing!

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[aeterno_arma]

It could be on your back. Do you need help?

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[notastallion.livejournal.com]

Yeah. Right. The purple-haired mirror hallucination is gonna come find the zipper that I already checked for. No thanks.

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[aeterno_arma]

Actually, I'm in the next room sir.

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[notastallion.livejournal.com]

[ A long pause before...]

...huh?

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[aeterno_arma]

[Instead of reply, Laurent will just knock at his door and wait.]

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[notastallion.livejournal.com]

[ He wasn't expecting that and cries out in surprise, dropping his mirror. Leaving it where it fell, he goes to answer the door. Upon opening it, he just stares dumbly out at the purple haired person. This is just too much. ]