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[notastallion.livejournal.com]

[ A scrawny brunet clad in leather and fur storms around his assigned bedroom (in the house he apparently shares with Fa Mulan). The places looks to be completely torn apart, the mattress overturned, drawers ransacked, and just a general mess. The remains of his welcome letter lay torn into several small pieces. Off in one corner, there lies what appears to be a wolf's head.

He stops at last, planing his hands on his hips, surveying the room. He's not all that happy. Bare feet pad over to the device finally and he bends down to pick up the mirror, which he doesn't realize is even on. He shows this by bringing it close to his face and picking at his teeth with his free hand.

He then sneers and claps it shut, cutting off the video. ]

Comments

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[notastallion.livejournal.com]

And how do you know? Heard that people actually make videos of that shit so others can watch any time they want.

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[denies]

I guess you're right..

[ She lets out an almost exaggerated sigh. ]

Ah, it's useless, it's all useless. This is why someone would just start losing faith in humanity's dignity.

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[notastallion.livejournal.com]

You think THAT's bad? Let me tell ya, there's a lot worse than that out there. But I'm gonna assume the internet isn't very common in your life, if you didn't already know that.

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[denies]

I can't say I've used it a lot before, [ being from 1998 and all that. ] but I don't need the internet to see just how disgusting some parts of humanity are, to be honest.

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[notastallion.livejournal.com]

Trust me, sweetheart. You THINK you know. But you don't. You ain't seen a damn thing till you've seen the depths of the crap on YouTube.

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[denies]

First of all, I'm not your 'sweetheart' or whatever, and secondly.. what's this YouTube thing?

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[notastallion.livejournal.com]

[ Have a big, smug grin. ]

Alright, Sweetcheeks. You're fuckin' with me, now. How the hell have you NOT heard of YouTube?

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[denies]

[ oh, that reminds her of someone.. ]

Why don't you listen up first?

We all come from different worlds here, so it's possible this.. YouTube thing or whatever just doesn't exist in my world, got it? Although from the way you're talking about it I guess I'm glad for that.

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[notastallion.livejournal.com]

[ And a massive eye-roll is go. ]

Just cause you might be one of those upper-class, Hamptons type broads doesn't mean my world is ANY different than yours, alright?

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[denies]

Considering the type of people I've talked to up to now, I'm pretty sure almost all worlds represented here are different from each other.

[ She just deadpans back. ]

So, are you still going to explain or are you only going to insult me instead?

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[notastallion.livejournal.com]

Oh, I'm sorry. Am I not pandering to your every little whim like you're used to? Am I so low-class that I'm not allowed to even share the same reality with you? Is that it?

[ Someone's got issues. ]

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[denies]

Actually, I'd prefer if you wouldn't. There hasn't been anyone pandering to my every whim for a while now and I actually like it that way over being bothered by bothersome bodyguards. [ Then again, she finds her current one bothersome too.. ]

So don't get any delusions in your mind about it or whatever.

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[notastallion.livejournal.com]

Well, excuse me, princess. How's about I just go about ignoring you and all your snobbery and we call it good?

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[denies]

Fine, feel free to do whatever you please or call it whatever you want. It's not like I care enough about it to put up with this ridiculousness.