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[ A scrawny brunet clad in leather and fur storms around his assigned bedroom (in the house he apparently shares with Fa Mulan). The places looks to be completely torn apart, the mattress overturned, drawers ransacked, and just a general mess. The remains of his welcome letter lay torn into several small pieces. Off in one corner, there lies what appears to be a wolf's head.

He stops at last, planing his hands on his hips, surveying the room. He's not all that happy. Bare feet pad over to the device finally and he bends down to pick up the mirror, which he doesn't realize is even on. He shows this by bringing it close to his face and picking at his teeth with his free hand.

He then sneers and claps it shut, cutting off the video. ]

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Look. Kid. I've had a long fuckin' day. I just wanna get outta this crazy outfit and find the bus out of this nut house. How about you toddle off to your parents and ask for a new Twitz doll or whatever the hell partially insulting toy you kids like these days.

[Rolls her eyes]

First off, half of what you just said didn't even fucking make sense. Second, unless this 'bus' you're talkin' about runs off magic or wood or horses or some shit then there ain't one here. Third, fuck you. Fourth, I don't play with fucking toys, and if you talk to me like I've got half a brain again I'll find whatever tiny excuse you've got for balls and kick 'em so hard they'll be coming outta your nose.

YOU? HA! The foul mouthed little girl from the talking mirror is gonna kick MY balls. Alright. When I figure out whatever the hell Jake slipped me, HIS balls are gonna be in a vice.

Yeah I guess that would be ridiculous, pretty obvious you lost your balls and your marbles a long time ago. [she shakes her head, it's so sad to see, really]

Don't you have parents to pester?

No, my parents aren't around. We're on a fucking island in the middle of nowhere.

Okay, now you're just fucking with me.

No, I walked a fucking circuit around this island. No docks, no boats. If you weren't too lazy to leave your house you could see it for yourself.

Yeah. Cause leaving the house when you're high as a kite is the best thing you could do!

Whatever. No skin off my back if you don't believe me. [smirk] If you're too scared to go outside I understand. Great big scary bright place out there after all.

Look. Crazy mirror kid. For all I know, Jake dumped me in the ass-end of the city and it's nothin' but a sea of old needles and used condoms out there. And I can't find any fuckin' shoes!

[waves her hand dismissively] Yeah, sure I get it. Guess you probly like the idea of bein' the crazy guy that never leaves his house.

Besides come on, if you're hallucinating so much you think you're here, then you're probly hallucinating that you ain't got any shoes on.

That...but...I...you...

[ He lets out an irritated sigh ]

Stop tryin' to fuck with my head and help me find some damn shoes.

Stop makin' it so easy and I might.

[Smiles]

And besides, I'm just some crazy mirror hallucination, right? So how am I supposed to help you find your shoes?

[Not to mention she has no idea where Dane's house is.]

How the hell should I know? You're the crazy, know-it-all hallucination!

And you're the asshole that can't find his own shoes. Whoever brought you here probly has 'em anyway. I know I ain't seen any of my shit since I woke up.

[Frowns, she wanted her things back]

I'm missin' a lot more than just shoes and holy fuck, is my boss gonna KILL me if I don't find my shit.

Why, you borrow the clothes from him or somethin'?

What? NO! Fuck... look. I just gotta find it, alright? It was a black jacket. Kinda pseudo asian style. Red trim. Big snake on the back.

[ Have some more searing as he drops the mirror and goes back to digging through his room. ]

Yeah, well good luck. You're gonna need it. I turned my room inside out when I got here and I didn't find any of my shit. Just be glad you lost the tacky piece of shit and deal with it.

[Tries to watch from the mirror as he digs through his room. This is pretty entertaining actually]

Here's an idea!

[ Throws the wolf's head aside. ]

Why don't you fuck off?

[ And there goes the blanket. ]

Why don't you make me.

[Grins, this is way too much fun to mess with him]

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