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[matchhead]

[The video feed cuts on to reveal a very confused-looking young man just barely out of his teens wearing a rather ornate set of heavily-decorated Aztec clothes, including a heavily feathered headdress.]

Okay, whatever's going on...I'm pretty sure I never signed up to replace...

[Ronnie looks at the paper again and frowns because as far as he can tell someone just decided to spill Scrabble tiles everywhere and use that to make up a name. Mxyzptlk wasn't even that bad in comparison...]

Hui...hr...hooo...heetz?...heetzilla?...uh...that.

[He jabs at the name on the paper by way of explanation. "Huitzilopochtli" is a mouthful, and it is clear he will likely fail forever at pronouncing it.]

And if there's anyone else out there, don't worry--I'm pretty sure the Justice League's going to be along to rescue us real soon. Weirdo mass kidnappings like this are bound to get their attention.

Comments

[matchhead]

Ah, thrilling, for the most part. There's a lot of really cool stuff that goes on.

I mean, you haven't lived until you've seen the Earth from space. It's amazing...and it kind of reminds you of what needs to be protected, y'know?

[perfectlybeloved]

So you've gone into space? That's interesting.

[matchhead]

Well...yeah. The League's base is in space. It used to be a satellite, but now it's a stationery base on the moon.

[perfectlybeloved]

So you work for the League?

[matchhead]

Yeah, I guess you could say that.

[perfectlybeloved]

And I'm guessing you can't tell me what your job is.

[matchhead]

'Fraid not. Classified information and all that.

[And also protecting one's secret identity as a superhero. That is important too.]