Entries tagged with dave strider

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[ oh hell no
hell to the no
really
really???
im stuck on some jankass island with crazy fairytale people again
this is so not cool
when a guy thinks hes gotten out for good
he just winds up getting dragged right back in again

is that whats going on here
it is isnt it
stuck here a while and then i manage to get sent packing back home
and two years later
wham

im not even lancelot again
what even is this
you rulers still suck at jokes though
just saying ]

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is there any nyquil on this godforsaken island

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is this a fucking joke
i was about to do something kind of important
im late im late for a very important date etc
and suddenly im here and my time deal apparently doesnt work anymore
and i have this pink makeup thing instead of my iphone
what the fuck
well i guess for ironic purposes that part is cool
doesnt go with my purse tho
whatever anyway
if anybody knows how to get out of here id appreciate the heads up
got shit to do

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Chat Log 004 [Video]

[When the recording begins there is instantly the face of a frustrated, peeved looking thirteen-year old dressed in what used to be nice looking royal clothing. Now they're kind of scuffed and dirty and worn. The boy himself continues to sort of glare at the communicator for a few seconds before he's sure its recording. In the background there is also a second boy, though he's dressed more like a knight and his eyes and half his face are obscured by the large hood he's wearing.]

Okay, so, for the record? The forest is definitely still evil. Evil and stupid. I don't even know how long we were trapped in its viney, woodland clutches, surviving only on our own mangrit and a ridiculous supply of apples.

And here you gave me shit for grabbing all the apples I could before we decided to abscond. Who's laughing now, Egbert.

Shoosh! Okay, fine, the apples were a good idea, get off my case, Knight of Rubbing-everything-in-John's-face.

Anyways, can anyone here fill us in on what we've missed?

Oh! And Rose! We'll be back in a few minutes--

How about I rub my hand in your face? [And he does, reaching to doof John with one hand and going for the compact with the other, ending the feed.]

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fanfuckingtastic
its like my wildest dream come true
like look ma
no strings attached
just slap me on the cover of an nsync album and were gold

[ There's a long pause as Dave likely resists the urge to facewall. He already had to deal with a slight freakout when he woke up this morning, so he's just going to maintain his cool and carry on like a Strider should at this point. ]

i guess this beats trying to get eaten by retarded crocodiles
though im under the impression we should invest in raid like its sunscreen
who the fuck knows if you could wake up one day to termites
just trying to eat their way through your junk
does this place even have raid