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[allofthelevels]

Wow! Talk a8out dull. ::::\
If it's this 8oring here I can't 8elieve it took them this long to take me! It's not like I'm the 8est at 8ringing joy and excitement to everywhere or anything. I'm supposed to 8e taking the place of a lady 8ut soooooooomehow I don't feel much like that. Apart from the clothes, 8ut I can dispose of them and get something 8etter! Like a pir8 hat and red shoes........

Looks like I'm the only one living in this hive so far, pity! You'll all 8e 8egging to move in soon, this is going to 8e where things are happening!!!!!!!!

8ut man! I 8et they're missing me 8ack home, I was just a8out to go save everyone. Unless they're here too, it would figure, it's not like they could pull of 8eating Jack without me!

(OOC: If you don't like the courier or typing quirk just drop in to my permissions post and I'll turn it off for you c:)

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[allofthelevels]

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Seriously?
You think THAT makes you awesome????????

Woooooooow! You're conceited as well as stupid and not awesome. Knowing a8out things other people have made doesn't make you awesome in any time!


That's just fucking rude! What am I supposed to do without my dice????????

[allofthelevels]

One of what friends?

I have something red in mind! That's all that really matters. Sneakers I guess, if you have them.

I suppose, you really should just let me do the trade, it would be a favor to a new friendship!

[And she wanted all the coins to start a new treasure pile.]

[allofthelevels]

You've always 8een so 8ad at reading your emotions, you're ill from all the sweetness of missing me! It's okay you don't have to admit it, I know how you feel. :::;)

And you've 8een managing not to die while you do so? Impressive! I didn't think you had it in you.

Have you made any progress at all? Or do you need my help to get things done just like always????????

[awesomemich]

Ja, because they don't exist where I'm from! Therefore, I'm awesome enough to learn about them before anyone else in my world knows about them!

I don't know. But I'm awesome enough to be awesome without all my things!

[aneurysms]

HAHAHAHA.
YOU'RE SO FUCKING HILARIOUS, HOW COULD HAVE FORGOTTEN HOW HILARIOUS YOU ARE?
BY WHICH I MEAN YOU'RE NOT HILARIOUS AT ALL. YOU'RE ACTUALLY A LITTLE REPULSIVE. I TAKE WHAT I SAID BACK, I DIDN'T MISS YOU AT ALL.

...
NO.
THERE'S NO EXIT. IN ALL HONESTY I'M NOT SURE HOW ANY OF US GOT HERE TO BEGIN WITH.

[allofthelevels]

I read 8etween the lines! You missed me as much as it's possi8le for you to miss someone. 8eing the stunted individual that you are it's not really an impressive amount 8ut it is an amount of missing that is directed towards me.

8ecause you did miss me.

A lot.

For you. ::::P


Have you looked everywhere in order to decide that or did you look everywhere 8ut where I will look? I 8et there are loads of exits! Exits fucking everywhere.

W8. Where is home in rel8ting to here anywhere? Or is even that meager scrap of knowledge too large to fit in your think pan?

[aneurysms]

DO YOU EVEN HEAR YOURSELF?
OR READ YOURSELF, IN THIS PARTICULAR SITUATION.

YES I HAVE YOU INSUFFERABLE JACKASS.
THERE ARE NO FUCKING EXITS. NONE. NONE AT ALL.

IT DOESN'T EXIST WITHIN OUR UNIVERSE. I'M GUESSING WE'RE IN A NEW UNIVERSE ALTOGETHER, SOMEHOW.

[allofthelevels]

That doesn't make you awesome!

That means you come from what I'm going to have to assume is a really terri8le place that no one goes to 8ecause it's totally and completely shit!

And I'm awesome without my stuff too.

I just LIKE my stuff.

whoops.

[allofthelevels]

Look deeeeeeeep within yourself Karkat.
Deeeeeeeep, deeeeeeeep, deeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep within.
And then discover you like me! It's not that fucking hard, every8ody likes me!

Did you look under the sink? ::::)

Oh. Is that all. Huh. It doesn't seem so 8ad, in a totally more 8oring than Alternia kind of way.

[paysdelamour]

A "great" friend. The words he would use are "an awesome friend".

I will see what I can do, Vriska.

... oh, very well, if you insist. [He did just get a few gems from Nura Nal.] But if anything happens to the ones I give you, you will have to provide me money for fabric. So do take good care of them, oui?

[awesomemich]

My place is more awesome than yours since I have Old Fritz at my place!

[aneurysms]

I'M LOOKING AND ALL I SEE IS A DEEP, PLATONIC, VERY INTENSE DISTRUST AND DISLIKE. FUNNY THAT.

WOW, SHUT THE FUCK UP.
THERE ARE NO FUCKING EXITS.
THERE ARE NO COMPUTERS
NO SOPOR TO SLEEP IN.
THE WHOLE ENTIRE THING FUCKING SUCKS AND I HAVEN'T HAD A DECENT SLEEP IN GOD KNOWS HOW LONG.

JUST WAY TILL THE RULERS HUMILIATE YOU THE SAME WAY THEY KEEP HUMILIATING ME.
ACTUALLY
I CAN'T FUCKING WAIT. I'M LOOKING FORWARD TO IT.