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[hypercompetent]

[This text comes very suddenly and without warning or preface.]

Dinner at my house on the 24th. Christmas presents are going to be exchanged whether you like it or know about it or not. Also someone, i'm not naming any names or anything, but SOMEONE should totally try and bag us a turkey.

Be there or be square. -Stiles.

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[triskeles]

I'm vaguely afraid.

[ You better be prepared for kitchen times, then. ]

[hypercompetent]

also for the record you do the turkey means you get to gut it and defeather it and all that stuff too
put those werewolf instincts to good use

[triskeles]

Stiles.
I've done this before. For a pack of almost twenty. Imagine how many turkeys we had to catch /and/ buy.

[hypercompetent]

i'm just making sure! because i am not quite that in touch with my wild side
dude as long as you aren't doing it with your teeth i seriously don't care how it gets done it's all good

[triskeles]

That's unsanitary.
And feathers are a pain to pick out of your teeth.

[hypercompetent]

Ew.

[triskeles]

Exactly.

[ trollolololo. ]

[hypercompetent]

glad to know you'll be putting your little werewolf oven to good use

[eyerolll]