Zwei. [Video]

[kartoffelstampfer]

[Some of you may remember Germany. Yes, that's that unfriendly, disbelieving nation that was on the network a mere week ago, displaying a sour mood and willingness to yell at everyone and their pet rabbit. Considering he's been stuck on this island for a week now, still fails to understand the time difference between the present nations and for some odd reason is wearing this when appreaing on the screen... His mood is not one bit better than before. In fact, he looks ready to strangle someone. Just that that's difficult with plush hooves covering his hands. Tough luck.]

Halloween?

[Note the remotely dangerous intonation.]

What... Is the meaning of this? Who was that woman and where is she now? Also, who is responsible for this ridiculous costume and how do I take it OFF!?! [And he's only getting louder.] I didn't give permission to this infamy so I demand that my person gets freed from this-...this...THIS!

[His voice becomes more of a growl.] Unless whoever did this wants me to hunt them down personally. [And this is where a plush-hoof comes into view, shaking angrily. Yes, this would have been a fist. Only that a fist would be far more intimidating.] But once I get my hands on you, I sewar I will-- [But... Germany cuts himself off, glancing down at his hoof hand. His right eyebrow twitches. Luckily, his face is pretty red already due to simply being angry, so the rising embarrassment isn't too obvious. Oh, the humiliation.]

[He ends up quickly pulling his hand down again and clears his throat, continuing in a somewhat calmer, yet still upset voice.] What I meant to say is... I'm not going to tolerate this! Regardless who is responsible for it. I will find them. And they shall be rightfully punished! Unless they want to surrender willingly. If that is the case, this is your chance!

Comments

[kartoffelstampfer]

And yet you have no qualms about simply hugging me?

[He pulls up a brow at her, then shakes his head, sighing.]

You're a strange one, Fräulein Marie.

[curedvirtuoso]

[She bites her lip, looking very shyly at him.]

It's because we live together ... like family.

[Being a clone she's never actually had real family. Her friends were always that to her.]

[kartoffelstampfer]

Family?

[He considers that for a moment.]

...that's a pretty human thing, isn't it?

[Families work differently for nations as well... He has brothers, probably had sisters too at some point, relatives and at least one ancestor that could be considered his father. Only that he really never even saw Germania himself.]

[curedvirtuoso]

Huh?

[Is it sad that Marie still doesn't realize he's not human?]

[kartoffelstampfer]

Well. Humans usually have families. In the more... Traditional sense, I mean.

[He scratches the back of his head.]

Or... Most do. At least they all get born from two parents and that generally counts as family.

...I suppose.

[curedvirtuoso]

[She tilts her head in confusion.]

Aren't you a human?

[kartoffelstampfer]

[Have that headtilt right back at you.]

Do I appear human to you, Marie?

[curedvirtuoso]

Well, yes.

[She looks confused. Nothing about Germany seems odd.]

[kartoffelstampfer]

Hn. I see...

[He considers this for a moment, then merely nods.]

Well. No. I'm not as human as I may look, Marie. Or why do you think my name is Germany?

[curedvirtuoso]

I've heard weirder names.

[She poked him lightly in the chest.]

You feel human.

[kartoffelstampfer]

Hn. I do have a human body right now... It feels... Weird.

[curedvirtuoso]

Really?

[She tilted her head to the side, looking her over.]

It seems normal to me.

[kartoffelstampfer]

It probably does. But not feeling my citizen but instead experiencing mortality is something that I assume every nation needs to get used to first.

[curedvirtuoso]

Maybe I could help then.

[Marie frowns slightly, biting her lower lip.]

I'm pretty good at helping with things ... I think.

[kartoffelstampfer]

Oh? How so?

[Looking pretty confused over here.]

France is going to be SOOOOOOO mad

[curedvirtuoso]

[She frowns, thinking.]

I'm a clone, so I'm not really a citizen of anywhere. I could be your citizen.

Germany won't mind that...

[kartoffelstampfer]

Y-you want to be my--

[He's staring at her now, unsure as of what to say.]

And then there was an accidental indecent proposal.

[curedvirtuoso]

[She tilts her head to the side slightly.]

Would that help? Then you could feel me whenever you wanted.

Germany can't compute that~

[kartoffelstampfer]

WHA--?!??

[And that was pretty much everything Germany gets out before he sputters and chokes viciously and stumbles backwards, staring at her wide-eyed. Never. Never underestimate Germany's ability to entirely misunderstand a normal sentence.]

M-M-MARIE!!

HAHAHA

[curedvirtuoso]

[That just makes her jump and her eyes go wide. What did she say that had upset him like that?! Didn't he WANT to feel her whenever he wanted to?]

W, what?

[kartoffelstampfer]

T-this... It doesn't work that way! It... It...

[He quickly turns around, locates the door and heads for it.]

I- I'm going for a walk! I need to... T-think...

[curedvirtuoso]

[She catches his arm and looks at him with a frown.]

Did I do something wrong?

[kartoffelstampfer]

N-nein... I just... I need some fresh air, bitte.

[curedvirtuoso]

[She frowns slightly, staring at him for a few moments.]

A, alright.