Zwei. [Video]

[kartoffelstampfer]

[Some of you may remember Germany. Yes, that's that unfriendly, disbelieving nation that was on the network a mere week ago, displaying a sour mood and willingness to yell at everyone and their pet rabbit. Considering he's been stuck on this island for a week now, still fails to understand the time difference between the present nations and for some odd reason is wearing this when appreaing on the screen... His mood is not one bit better than before. In fact, he looks ready to strangle someone. Just that that's difficult with plush hooves covering his hands. Tough luck.]

Halloween?

[Note the remotely dangerous intonation.]

What... Is the meaning of this? Who was that woman and where is she now? Also, who is responsible for this ridiculous costume and how do I take it OFF!?! [And he's only getting louder.] I didn't give permission to this infamy so I demand that my person gets freed from this-...this...THIS!

[His voice becomes more of a growl.] Unless whoever did this wants me to hunt them down personally. [And this is where a plush-hoof comes into view, shaking angrily. Yes, this would have been a fist. Only that a fist would be far more intimidating.] But once I get my hands on you, I sewar I will-- [But... Germany cuts himself off, glancing down at his hoof hand. His right eyebrow twitches. Luckily, his face is pretty red already due to simply being angry, so the rising embarrassment isn't too obvious. Oh, the humiliation.]

[He ends up quickly pulling his hand down again and clears his throat, continuing in a somewhat calmer, yet still upset voice.] What I meant to say is... I'm not going to tolerate this! Regardless who is responsible for it. I will find them. And they shall be rightfully punished! Unless they want to surrender willingly. If that is the case, this is your chance!

Comments

[kartoffelstampfer]

Give me one good reason why I should believe what a total stranger tells me? Or what France and England are trying to make me believe? We're enemies. England is destroying my cities and killing my people as we speak!

[deceases]

Maybe when it's so obviously the truth? [ for a moment his voice hints towards something more annoyed, but then it goes right back to apathic. ] I have no clue about your enemies and what they might or might not be telling you, though, but what I'm saying is true. Do I have any reason to lie?

[kartoffelstampfer]

Maybe I wasn't clear enough: I don't know you, so I won't simply trust you. And that's final!

[And with that, the connection gets cut from this side.]

[deceases]

[ he just stares at the compact.. and then sighs, shrugs and closes it.

people are weird. ]