Zwei. [Video]

[kartoffelstampfer]

[Some of you may remember Germany. Yes, that's that unfriendly, disbelieving nation that was on the network a mere week ago, displaying a sour mood and willingness to yell at everyone and their pet rabbit. Considering he's been stuck on this island for a week now, still fails to understand the time difference between the present nations and for some odd reason is wearing this when appreaing on the screen... His mood is not one bit better than before. In fact, he looks ready to strangle someone. Just that that's difficult with plush hooves covering his hands. Tough luck.]

Halloween?

[Note the remotely dangerous intonation.]

What... Is the meaning of this? Who was that woman and where is she now? Also, who is responsible for this ridiculous costume and how do I take it OFF!?! [And he's only getting louder.] I didn't give permission to this infamy so I demand that my person gets freed from this-...this...THIS!

[His voice becomes more of a growl.] Unless whoever did this wants me to hunt them down personally. [And this is where a plush-hoof comes into view, shaking angrily. Yes, this would have been a fist. Only that a fist would be far more intimidating.] But once I get my hands on you, I sewar I will-- [But... Germany cuts himself off, glancing down at his hoof hand. His right eyebrow twitches. Luckily, his face is pretty red already due to simply being angry, so the rising embarrassment isn't too obvious. Oh, the humiliation.]

[He ends up quickly pulling his hand down again and clears his throat, continuing in a somewhat calmer, yet still upset voice.] What I meant to say is... I'm not going to tolerate this! Regardless who is responsible for it. I will find them. And they shall be rightfully punished! Unless they want to surrender willingly. If that is the case, this is your chance!

Comments

[faetouched]

[Has no clue what he is talking about. His paranoia is starting to get to her. the sound of her basically headesking can be heard over the compact.]

I capitulate, you can be delusional all you want. Forget I asked. I'll try to fins someone more sane.

[mutters under her breath] Humans...

[kartoffelstampfer]

You're free to find someone more gullible. [Pause.] But I'm no human, I'm a nation. Keep that in mind, please.

[faetouched]

[If she thought she was confused before...]
How can you be a nation? You look human. Can nations be people? How does this work? Am I going insane finally?

[The last question was more to herself.]

[kartoffelstampfer]

What kind of question is that supposed to be?

[He's not asking you how you are able to exist, is he?]

Of course we are people. There's nothing insane about it.

BTW I love Germany(the person) and sorry for the delayed response!

[faetouched]

I've never... met a nation before... What am I supposed to address you as?

[Yes it appears she is boggling and falling back on protocol in lieu of anything better.]

It's okay. We all get busy every now and then. Also... Who doesn't like Germany? X)

[kartoffelstampfer]

I'm Germany. Deutschland. Though my bosses changed my name into Greater German Reich a few years ago.

[faetouched]

I'll stick with Germany... It sounds better than Ggr [says it as Grr]

So, you have people who control you? Or own you...?

[Yes, still wrapping her head around this]

Oh I am Nikaya Dreamweaver.

[kartoffelstampfer]

No. No one owns me. But I am run by my government, that is true. Normally I receive my orders directly from my boss.

[He nods briefly.]

Well. It's good to make your acquantance.

[faetouched]

[Starting to get the hang of talking to a country... decides to treat it as if he was some kind of royalty... Not an accurate depiction, but easier than thinking he had people living inside of him... which.. no. She refused to let her mind go there.]

At least we're on civil terms now. Sorry if I was rude... I just can't be seen in public like this!

[kartoffelstampfer]

No, you can't.

[Yes. He blatantly agrees. And royalty is actually oddly unfitting, considering how Germany himself has little authority, and yet is influenced heavily by how his people are doing and even gets sick when his economy suffers.]

No woman should be this revealing. You should try to find something to cover yourself with. A blanket might do the trick.

[Because he himself had to wear a blanket for a bit as well upon finding himself here without anything to wear.]

[faetouched]

There is a reason I answered without video and am currently locked in my room. At least you look cute!

[Yes there is a tone of pout in her voice. And it is probably the last thing he wanted to hear.]

[kartoffelstampfer]

Nein! Th-there's nothing cute about this! It's embarrassing!

[Yepp. That's like the very last thing. He actually flushes all over again. Germany is a prideful nation. He doesn't like being called... cute.]

[faetouched]

[On a scale of 1 to 100, her social skills tended to be somewhere around the low twenties. In other words, she could really put her foot in her mouth at times.]

No. What I'm wearing is embarrassing! What you're wearing is cute.. and fluffy.

[kartoffelstampfer]

I don't care what you call it. It's still embarrassing. And that's final!

[Somehow he manages to glare again.]

[faetouched]

[Normally she would be rightly intimidated by him glaring at her, he was after all a little imposing... but not as a big fluffy sheep. She does her very best not to laugh... which leads to a prolonged silence.

....[muffled snicker].....

[kartoffelstampfer]

S-Stop laughing at me!

[faetouched]

....[Few more muffled snorts.] ....... Please.... Forgive...me.... sir...

[said very weakly and out of breath. It's been awhile since she laughed like that... sorry Germany that you were the brunt of it!]

[kartoffelstampfer]

[Glaring. Just glaring.]

[faetouched]

[Finally, manages to get herself under control enough so that her voice doesn't waver when she speaks] I'm sorry I laughed at you. This isn't nice for anyone.

[She would show a video of her looking apologetic, but he might get all flustered again.]

[kartoffelstampfer]

...

Right. Don't do it again.

[faetouched]

[With her fit of laughter over, she decides to end the conversation before he does something else that might start her laughing again. After all, he should be respected, right?]

I'm going to go now. [Doesn't want to mention that is she keeps looking at him making serous faces while in a sheep costume, she will burst out laughing again.]

Good luck Germany.

[With that she clicks off the communicator.]