Sounds like you had more information to work with than I did...I had to get most of my story off of someone over this communicator thing. This place seems to be under the impression that I am The Beast from some story...
[Would've needed a time machine; canon point is from 2004.]
Horn? You're...a unicorn?
[Taking a wild stab in the dark now; he doesn't know why else a horse would be talking about a horn. And so now he's talking to a magical unicorn over a little pink compact after being taken to some other world against his will, and...good grief, just when he thought his life couldn't possibly be any weirder.]
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Would've needed a time machine; canon point is from 2004.]Horn? You're...a unicorn?
[Taking a wild stab in the dark now; he doesn't know why else a horse would be talking about a horn. And so now he's talking to a magical unicorn over a little pink compact after being taken to some other world against his will, and...good grief, just when he thought his life couldn't possibly be any weirder.]