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[After constantly typing over and over frantically, trying to get that beautiful blue to show up on his font, he FINALLY figures it out, and these huge fancy sleeves with frills in them are NOT HELPING, besides the fact that this ...coat... has so much red on it he wants to VOMIT, but that would be even more disgusting, even if the tinge of blue to his bile would most likely make this red atrocity a tad more bearable.]

D --> I demand some means of e%plaination immediately
D --> Why am I here and where e%actly is this e%tremely confusing location
D --> I have something important I must be doing
D --> Even if the order was from a source I would rather not disclose to the public due to how improper it is for someone of my caste to oblige to the li% of them
D --> E%cuse me, I have gotten off trot
D --> I mean track, I apologize once again, I am just very uncomfortable in this new attire I have found myself in and hoof begun to work up a minor sweat
D --> But if you will, anyone, e%plain this to me now

D --> Also, is there any way for me to change the appearance of this communication device
D --> This contraption 100ks ridic001ous…

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[Hook.]

[He kind of had a feeling]

[Just going to avert his eyes harder]

This is... really awkward...

What, shit blo-. [AAaaannnd going completely blue, almost dropping his communicator.]

OH, uh, oh, oh dear god, did that, did I just!? [A whinny leaves him and he shakes his head, putting a hand over his shades and eyes.]

[He SWORE?! That. no, okay, that was not ...he must be a lot more flustered then he thought if something that inappropriate left his respectful blue blood tongue!]

E-excuse me, Nitram. That was extremely, haaaa...e-extremely rude of me, oh geeze.

[He glances back to Equius and snickers a bit. That's sort of cute...]

[WAIT NO. Stopping that train of thought right there. Even if Pupa and Hook were kismesises in the book... NOPE NOT THINKING THAT NOPE NOPE NOPE.]

[Clears his throat, looking away once more, his cheeks taking on a coppery hue]

Uhhhhh, yeah... Hook... kind of... swears... You don't, really know the story, do you?

[WELL, technically this is PETER PAN, not Pupa Pan, so.. no kismesis shenanigans here! Besides, Equius doesn't know anything about that stupid story. It's for wrigglers, even if the black quadrant drama in it was rather well written.[

Of colt I know nothing about that moronic piece of literature! I was too busy focusing on REAL prestigious and respectfoal works of art.

Either way I will not play along with this charade. I must find Gamzee before he... Asserts his dominance on the rest of our group.

[Wow, Equius is really getting worked up pretty badly if he's horsepunning that much. And really, he's being a HUGE JERK right now. Knowing the story while Equius doesn't really puts him at an advantage!]

Uhh, Gamzee's not here right now? But even if he was, I really don't think that he'd be asserting anything, because that's not the kind of person he is. But, uhh, hey, do you hear that, Equius?

[Holds a hand up to his ear, as if listening to something very intently]

No, Gamzee has now taken his place in the hemospectrum, where he was always meant to be and has been acting as he should.

H-hear what? [He scowls, growing gravely silent to listen.]

Shooshshooshshoosh, Equius. Uhh, no more hemospectrum talk. Only listening now.

[He waits a bit, then glances at Equius, whispering very quietly]

Tick.
Tock.
Tick.
Tock.
Hook's afraid of an old dead clock.
Tick.
Tock.
Tick.
Tock.

Edited 2011-09-01 00:14 (UTC)

[At first he just listens, and then, with each tick and with each tock his heart POUNDS in his chest, making his ears ring, his vision blurry, his body shake.]

[Fear.]

[Extreme amounts of fear, and not only that, but confusion as well. He's TERRIFIED but, he has no idea why, but... what, why does that, oh god... oh god he can't slow down his breathing and now he's starting to sweat a cold sweat.]

Oh...my ... oh my god, Tavros stop, what is THIS!? SILENCE! [His voice is shrieking, whining. It wouldn't be so horrible if he understood why this fear was hitting him. But it's a completely foreign feeling, like something forcing itself into his mind.]

Stop what, bro? I'm not doing anything. [He smiles sweetly at Equius, the very picture of innocence. Ohgosh,Equiuswasgoingtokillhim] I mean, it's not like I know all your weaknesses now, just because I read some silly book for wrigglers. That would be, pretty silly, you know?

And, that would mean I have, uhh, power over you. And that would be just scandalous.

[He... had... a point. And no oh god he's thinking about that. tavros, an orangeblood, a LOWBLOOD, a stuttering waste of genetic material had power over him. He's a blue blood, something greater, a troll born to do great things and live much longer then Tavros could ever hope, and that rust blood had power over him. He knew about some odd fear he couldn't explain, some fear that made him want to run and cover his ears and hope for it to go away.]

[Please, just ignore the rather bad sweat he's got going now, biting his lip as he stares down, trying not to think about how depraved that is.]

Nitram, you are to silence yourself immediately. Stop trotting-trying to test my nerves. You have no power...over me and you never will and I swear if you udder those words again I'll clip those wings once and for all. [...What?]

I...I mean I'll KILL you.. ugh...

[As long as Equius can't reach through the compact, and Tavros is clever enough to avoid him, Equius can't kill him, right?]

[Right. And after all, what was Hook without Pan around to torment him? But well, maybe he was pushing it... he sort of felt bad for taunting him so much... Even if Equius deserved it for being such a dick.]

Yeah, okay, I'll just, uhh, talk to you later then, I guess? When you're not feeling so, uhh, tockered out. [Man, he'd have to hit Dave up for some time puns. That would really get on Equius's last nerves, hehe.] But, uhh, you really should read the book pretty soon, because, well, that way you know what sort of things will be in store for you. I don't have to worry, being the protagonist and all, but a lot of, pretty nasty stuff, actually, happens to Hook.

So, good luck, okay? [He gives Equius a small smile and waves before closing his compact and cutting off the feed.]

[We'll see about that.]

[And Hook was a successful pirate with a dark past and crippling emotional issues, I think he could get by without torment every day. But that's not very entertaining for us muns now is it.]

[Equius is not a dick, he is a prestigious highblood and acts the way he was raised. Hold your tongue, you know nothing of higher breeding.]

[He stares at the compact for a bit, frowning. 'Nasty stuff?' He highly doubts he will be phased by any of it if this lowblood scum is telling the truth. And hopes to NOT see him again any time soon.]

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