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[tomate]

[ The feed turns on and you see a man that appears to topless with a pair of bull horns on his head. Upon closer inspection, the horns are clearly fake and are just a part of a headband. He doesn't seem to mind it much, but clearly prefers to at least have some proper clothes. ]

Ah, I seem to be somewhere I don't know!

I wanna help but now's not the best time plus you didn't really ask me and I would like to know ahead of time !! I don't mind coming back later though... But can anyone tell me where I am?

Also I'll need more clothes than what I woke up with. . .

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[tomate]

[ Okay something is wrong here if France is also getting things wrong. Spain quickly headpats his friend ]

That can't be right.

[paysdelamour]

[Francis pulls out his compact, and manages to switch it to date and time view.] Look, Espagne! [And he nudges it toward him.]

[tomate]

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The date on this is wrong, France.

[paysdelamour]

I am telling you it is correct, Espagne!

[tomate]

But it can't be right!

[paysdelamour]

Why can't it be right? You have woken up on a strange island in God knows which part of the world. How could a change in time be any less believable, Espagne?

[tomate]

[ blink. blink ]

[paysdelamour]

Well? I am waiting for your answer, mon ami.

[tomate]

I don't know.

[paysdelamour]

... that is your answer? Mon Dieu, it is a wonder we ever get anything done, Espagne!

[He clucks his tongue as he tries to think of another way to explain it.]

Angleterre et Prussie, they are from the past. It is reasonable to say that you could be from the past as well, even if you are from only slightly in the past.

[tomate]

It was 2012 for me...?

[paysdelamour]

That is not what I mean. You are from the same year as I am, true - but you say it was February, when here, it is mid-September.

[tomate]

[ I AM SO LOST HERE ]

[paysdelamour]

[That's why you have France, dear.

He sighs, pulling Spain into his arms again.] That doesn't matter know, petit, what matters now is that you're safe. I've missed you...

[Sniffle.]

[tomate]

[ Okay hugs, I can understand hugs ]

I guess I missed you too...? [ this is still complicated tho ]

[paysdelamour]

Ah la la, you only guess you missed me? What cruel friends I have!

[But he's still cuddling anyway. he missed his cuddle buddy gdit]

[tomate]

Well if I didn't know I was gone...?

[ whatever hugs that makes things better ]

[paysdelamour]

[A sigh.] I suppose you are right, Espagne. Still...

[Francis just drops the subject and pulls away, so he can give Spain a little smile.] All that matters is you are here, again. While I prefer you were at home, mon tomate, it is good to know the Rulers have not taken you.