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[tomate]

[ The feed turns on and you see a man that appears to topless with a pair of bull horns on his head. Upon closer inspection, the horns are clearly fake and are just a part of a headband. He doesn't seem to mind it much, but clearly prefers to at least have some proper clothes. ]

Ah, I seem to be somewhere I don't know!

I wanna help but now's not the best time plus you didn't really ask me and I would like to know ahead of time !! I don't mind coming back later though... But can anyone tell me where I am?

Also I'll need more clothes than what I woke up with. . .

Comments

YES i mean no <3

[tomate]

[ gosh America. Spain slightly winces and adjusts the volume ]

... I'm not a cow, America.

<3

[ex_unitedstates491]

Huh! What's with the funky longhorns then, bro? Planning on hanging laundry? [America points to his temples where Spain's horns are.] Maaaan, I gotta say, Spain! You got stuck with a totally crappy role if you're some kinda clothes hanger!

[tomate]

No, I'm the Minotaur!

[ex_unitedstates491]

Minotaur... Minotaur... [America taps his chin and then snaps his fingers loudly.] OH, those cow dudes! Yeah! Whoa, that's right up your alley, Spain! Y'know, with the running of the bulls and all! So, hey, you wanna start up a ranch together? I mean, seriously, bro, we'd be the first one with a cow man thing instead of just normal cattle!

[tomate]

I don't wanna be your livestock, America.

I'm so sorry, Spain, just keep making that face forever

[ex_unitedstates491]

[That obnoxious laugh.] No way, you got it all wrong, Spain! Y'see, you'd be an 'attraction'! Attraction, dude! Kinda like a mascot! Everybody knows if you don't have something making your place stand out, you got no chance of making it big! And you know me, I never do anything halfway! Just watch this place become the most awesome Wild West party ever! Pecos Bill's rep's on the line! Whaddya say?

at least it's a cute face

[tomate]

... I don't wanna be your attraction, America.

Very cute face~ (Also sorry so late, we can end it here if you'd like.)

[ex_unitedstates491]

[Unfortunately, America's incredibly convinced his plan is just too amazing to be swayed otherwise, Spain.]

Whaaat? Spain, dude, come on! Hey, I got it! I'm gonna go ahead and set up the most awesome ranch ever that it'll knock your socks off when you see it! Okay, I got no idea if you're wearing any, but you get the idea, right?! Just hold up and gimme some time to build it and you can see it for yourself how freaking cool it would be to hang out on this place, bull man or not!

[The video feed ends with America giving Spain a huge thumbs up.]