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I'M CAVING. I'M GIVING IN AND ADMITTING DEFEAT LIKE A SAD CHUMP ON THE LINE OF DESPERATION AND SHEER BORDERLINE MANIA.
WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU SHITSTAINS DO AROUND HERE TO KEEP BUSY. I CAN ONLY GO SO LONG ENTERTAINING MYSELF WITH MY FUCKING HIVEMATES OR HAVING ADVENTURE TIME BY MYSELF. I MEAN IT'S DEPRESSING, I GUESS, BEING STUCK HERE AND NOT REALLY HAVING A PURPOSE EXCEPT TO BE SOMEONE I REALLY DON'T WANT TO FUCKING BE.
I ALMOST MISS THE HONKING.
FUCK.

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[Karkat's face twists into a scowl almost immediately. It's defensive in ways that Karkat has perfected over the years; it screams shut the fuck up you dick and don't be such a drama queen all at once.

He squares his shoulders; tenses up and then folds his arms over his chest in a gesture that is in no way sulking (read: it is) and then pointedly fixes his eyes on the rapier instead of Eridan's face. ]

I have a fucking sickle, it's close enough.

[He pauses for a moment. The seconds go by in his head (tick tock tick to-), before he meets Eridan's gaze again and he sneers. ]

Newsflash, you pretentious asshat; your rifles were fucking lame. Not as lame as your wizard wand, of course but close enough.

Hey, fuck you! My rifles wwere awwesome. I didn't see your fuckin' sickles kill evvery fuckin' angel in existence!

[Defensive: meet defensive. Yep.]

An' for your fuckin' information, it's not close enough. They're nothin' the fuck alike.

Oh for fucks sake, you didn't even need to kill them you delusional fuck!

[Hands clenching at his sides and is this seriously an argument they are having-]

They're close enough you ignorant douche.

It doesn't matter, I still managed to fuckin' do it!

[For whatever reason, though Eridan quits pointing his sword in Karkat's direction like a hostile douchebag and goes ahead and sheathes it. (Taking two tries to do it, but still.)]

Look, I don't fuckin' care wwhat you say, rifles are fuckin' better'n this stupid piece of shit, but I don't get to havve one, considerin' that's wwhat my denizen or wwhatever uses. I guess that's howw this wworks, at least. [Otherwise you wouldn't be wearing women's clothing, would you, Kar? ...Or would you?]

You shouldn't do things just because you can you fucking moron!

[It's funny - because Karkat isn't sure whether he misses the temporary feeling of calm, or if he's glad to just

be back to normal. ]

Fuck me, we're wasting time arguing here. Are you coming with me or not?

[Eridan scowls. Karkat is doing that stupid leader thing again! Ugh. He pushes past the other and gets the hell out of his room.]

Fuckin' fine, let's go already, then!

[Someone has to.

He folds his arms over his chest and he is most definitely not sulking about this entire thing. Not at all. ]

[Hey, you were the one all about doing things and making things happen, Karkat!]

Okay, big fuckin' leader, wwhere should wwe go to look for a library?

[Getting sidetracked by lame rapier theatrics is apparently a thing. Regardless, Karkat pinches the bridge of his nose and ignores that leader comment and thinks.]

I don't know how humans work their shit. But they seem to like crowding around each other like they're joined at the hip and then claim otherwise. I guess maybe somewhere they'd all crowd together like a herd of hoofbeasts or something.

[Yeah, that rapier is sticking with him. Look, it goes with the outfit and he... has no reason not to keep it on him.]

...Wwhere wwould wwe evven start lookin' for somethin' like that? [Other than outside and... around.] You'vve been here longer'n me. [No, c'mon, be more useful.] Uh, maybe wwe should just go towwards... shops, or wwhatevver. That's a place people wwould go, right?

[A slightly less than enthused sigh and Karkat's fingers flex in and out of a tiny little fist. ]

Not that long. The humans - Strider and John have been here longer than I have. But give Eridan a fucking medal for his moment of logic. Yeah, we can do that.

Hey, fuck you, I havven't evven seen them around or talked to them. Howw am I supposed to knoww howw long they'vve been here compared to you? [Eridan's going to just stomp off in an attempt to lead now. Karkat, seriously, if you were just a little... nicer...

Yeah, never mind, this is going to end horribly.]

[Behold this touching moment as Karkat's palm meets his cringing face. ]

Slow the fuck down! It's not my fault they didn't roll out the fucking welcome wagon for you.

[He's not slowing down. Keep up, nubby.]

I didn't say it fuckin' wwas! Besides, not like they fuckin' knoww me anywway. Except for the dumb wwitch an her wweird green typing cohort, an' I don't givve a fuck about them.

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