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[awesomemich]

[he's coughing and covered in glitter and confetti when he turns on his communicator to share his thoughts on the "present"]

That wasn't awesome! Oi! Send cakes und beer! Ich gets enough glitter from this!

[he shakes his head causing glitter to fly everywhere. He sneezes and turns off the communicator]

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[video]

[awesomemich]

You remind me of Britannien. [he changes the subject, not wanting to talk about his potential for death]

[ audio ]

[denies]

... Britannien..

Wait, are you trying to compare me to a country here? I'm not really sure how that even makes sense.

[ Yes, she doesn't know about the Hetalia personified countries thing.. ]

[video]

[awesomemich]

Ich ist a country, too! Ich ist Preußen!

[he'll just introduce her to the concept]

[ audio ]

[denies]

... Preußen?

[ Sorry, she isn't that well-versed in her European history. ]

[video]

[awesomemich]

[he's shocked, then determines that she's from a different world than his, and that world isn't awesome enough to have a Prussia]

Preußen! The most awesome and strongest country in Europe! Kesesesesese~

[ audio ]

[denies]

I have never been to Europe before, but I'm pretty sure there's not a country there named like that. Don't you mean Germany instead?

[video]

[awesomemich]

Deutschland? Kesesesese~ That would be awesome, but there's no way any of mein Bruders would give up control to unify!

[ audio ]

[denies]

.... By now you've just completely lost me in this conversation.

[ She pauses for a moment, seemingly thinking about it. ]

Who are your brothers?

[video]

[awesomemich]

[he blinks at the screen]

Mein Bruders are Saxony, Brandenburg, Hesse, Bavaria, und all the others. Ich hast lots of Bruders!

[ audio ]

[denies]

[ She probably thinks they're just foreign names or something.. ]

A big family, huh? Your parents must have been quite busy with that.

[video]

[awesomemich]

[he looks confused for a moment]

Parents? Ich only hat Vati.

[ audio ]

[denies]

Well, I mean your mother and father, you know. It's not like your dad could have gotten kids all by himself.

[video]

[awesomemich]

[he thinks for a moment] Oh, you still think ich ist human! Ich ist a nation! Mein Vater ist Germania und ich hast no Mutter.

[ audio ]

[denies]

What are you talking about? You're a living human, right? Those definitely can't be born without both parents.

[ She frowns to herself a little, her tone slightly confused even through her deadpan. ]

[video]

[awesomemich]

Nein! Ich only look human! Ich ist a country! [countries had founders but they didn't have parents in the traditional sense. Though many, especially in Europe, recognized an ancient nation as a parent]