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[hairgels]

Hi, everybody. I'm not sure who exactly I'm speaking to or how this works, but I'm new here and I have a favor to ask you all.

I know this is a lot to ask for, but does anybody have any clothes I could borrow? Clothes for a guy, I mean. I'm, uh-- Well I feel ridiculous right now and I'd really like to change out of what I'm wearing.

[For those of you who don't make a habit of checking your compact or who might be out and about already, you might find Blaine trying to find something remotely masculine to change into, even if it means trudging through the snow. Judging from this pretty little number and these heels, he hasn't had any luck yet.]

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[hypercompetent]

You can't wish for anything that's actually yours. So like say you had a bowtie that was like...hell, I don't know, a lucky bowtie or something. If you wished for it, it would show up for like a minute and then disappear. So no pictures of your family, no special items of clothing, nothing like that. The only reason I have this--[He pinches the side of his red hoodie, lifting it up to be seen] Is because I literally went through what's going to give me probably several years of post traumatic stress disorder and all I got was this lousy ironic reminder of my humanity.

Two, you can't wish for technology. I tried to wish for my Mac and it blew up in my face. Literally.

[hairgels]

[nodding] Got it. No wishing for anything personal or useful.

[and then a wistful sigh because that is kind of tough. how does he get his music. or costumes. or hairgel.]

So what do they expect us to do here then? Besides the whole denizen thing. Because I'm really not looking forward to dressing up in that again.

[hypercompetent]

[blaine your life sounds terrible how will you manage without your hairgel

...........]

That...that's actually a really great question? I mean, they don't bother us all that often. I guess we're just supposed to sit here and live life while they turn us into women.

[SIGH.]

Obviously we're trying to get out.

[hairgels]

Great. Just...great.

[because becoming a woman has been his lifelong dream]