the bear of OMG: video

[bearpuns]

[ Cue Teddie, all up in your communicator, looking like he has had the ultimate affront. On his person is a bear kigurumi, ratty and with holes, a big red ribbon around the neck. He looks like he is about to cry, the poor poor bear ]

This is an asbearlute catastrophe!! This costume is awful! It is nothing like my pristine bear suit that has won many ladies over.

[ Wehhh poor teddie. He is eating the candy though.....]

What if the ladies don't like me anymore? Me? Someone as adorabear and sexy as Teddie!!

[ clearly this is what he should be worried about....]

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[get_the_win]

[For Domon, extreme paranoia manifested itself as extreme anger. But this was so ridiculous it made even him stop and stare.]

Teddie, there are worse things you could be stuck in. [And he turned on the video feed just to prove his point. Pink poofy dress, white frilly lace, and even a tiara that had somehow glued itself to his head.]

You're slowly being turned into someone completely different, and you're worried about the costume?

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[bearpuns]

I don't know Domon-sensei, a ratty bear costume is pretty awful!

[ He thinks for a moment ]

Well...Teddie will always be Teddie! So I'm not really worried about that.

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[get_the_win]

[Oh Teddie. The kid's naivety would be refreshing if Domon wasn't annoyed by everything right now.]

That's not the way this place works. Besides, if we're all stuck in stupid costumes, any "ladies" you'd want to impress will be stuck in something they'll probably be embarrassed by too.

And clothes shouldn't be how people judge each other anyway.

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[bearpuns]

True...Thanks beary much.

[ A grin, even though Teddie looks a little be nervous behind that ]

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[get_the_win]

And if anyone does give you trouble for it, just send them to me. [Only that might be a bad idea because he looks like he really wants to punch someone unconscious already.]

[bearpuns]

Okay! [ Teddie has no idea what that means but he sparkles anyway ]

So did you get a pretty dress again?

[get_the_win]

[His eyebrow actually twitches a little.]

Yeah. They put me in the same dress I was stuck in before.

[bearpuns]

I think you look nice in that dress, so I'm glad!! [ Teddie has no concept of gender...]

[get_the_win]

I...what? [Mind running that by him again? Because he's pretty sure he didn't hear that right.]

[bearpuns]

You look nice in your dress!! [ SPARKLES]

[get_the_win]

...Right. [How is he even supposed to respond to that?]

[bearpuns]

See! I knew you'd see it my way!

[get_the_win]

[He gives a sigh.]

That's not what I meant.

[But he's fighting a losing battle at this point and he knows it.]

[bearpuns]

Then what did you mean? [ You know you are domon....]

[get_the_win]

I mean... dresses aren't my thing.

[bearpuns]

Well, dressing up is okay! I mean everyone deserves a chance to feel pretty!

[get_the_win]

But I don't care about feeling or being pretty.

[bearpuns]

You don't!? But that's something to care about! Like ice cream!

[get_the_win]

I'm more concerned with being strong.

[A pause, then he smiles.]

Ice cream is definitely something to care about though.

[Nope he's not trying to change the subject or anything what are you talking about.]

[bearpuns]

It is! You know topsicles are my favorite! I wonder if I can imagine them here?

[get_the_win]

Maybe. Better try imagining it up inside an explosion-proof box just in case.

[bearpuns]

Oh! I should, that'd be beary bad if I ate it and it blew up right then!!