[Wow, Equius is really getting worked up pretty badly if he's horsepunning that much. And really, he's being a HUGE JERK right now. Knowing the story while Equius doesn't really puts him at an advantage!]

Uhh, Gamzee's not here right now? But even if he was, I really don't think that he'd be asserting anything, because that's not the kind of person he is. But, uhh, hey, do you hear that, Equius?

[Holds a hand up to his ear, as if listening to something very intently]