...The first thought that comes to mind is why on Alternia, or... excuse me, why on wherever we are, are you speaking to me so informally, know your place you intolerable plebeian.

C-codfish? Have you adopted the humor of a seadweller? I suppose knowledge is power but not in this case, I demand you stop this tomfoolery at once and explain to me how you are currently gallivanting about without proper legs?

[Honestly the NERVE of this magnificently horned lowblood.]