[ten minutes later he manages to get text to appear, though he hasn't figured out how to color it or anything awesome like that.]

Better? Why is it that everyone in the universe speaks English? Britannien is going to get a big head.

Well, I say sit tight, since storming the castle and demanding to be sent back worked so well last time! We all got turned into puppets even though it was only two people who went to negotiate!

But if you find an exit, be sure to inform the rest of us! Britannien and I were in the middle of a war.

And don't call me pink wriggler, whatever that means! My name is Preußen!