[Unfortunately, America's incredibly convinced his plan is just too amazing to be swayed otherwise, Spain.]

Whaaat? Spain, dude, come on! Hey, I got it! I'm gonna go ahead and set up the most awesome ranch ever that it'll knock your socks off when you see it! Okay, I got no idea if you're wearing any, but you get the idea, right?! Just hold up and gimme some time to build it and you can see it for yourself how freaking cool it would be to hang out on this place, bull man or not!

[The video feed ends with America giving Spain a huge thumbs up.]