[That obnoxious laugh.] No way, you got it all wrong, Spain! Y'see, you'd be an 'attraction'! Attraction, dude! Kinda like a mascot! Everybody knows if you don't have something making your place stand out, you got no chance of making it big! And you know me, I never do anything halfway! Just watch this place become the most awesome Wild West party ever! Pecos Bill's rep's on the line! Whaddya say?