[His brows knit together in irritation. He was pretty sure he was being damn obvious. Really, when was the last time he pulled a practical joke... sober anyway. He made it a point not to act like Lampo...]

Do I really look like I'm in the mood for kiddin' around? You want it or not? It's not like it's my damn problem how long your nose bleeds.

[Other than the whole... guilt factor he's trying to cover up.]