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[oftime]

fanfuckingtastic
its like my wildest dream come true
like look ma
no strings attached
just slap me on the cover of an nsync album and were gold

[ There's a long pause as Dave likely resists the urge to facewall. He already had to deal with a slight freakout when he woke up this morning, so he's just going to maintain his cool and carry on like a Strider should at this point. ]

i guess this beats trying to get eaten by retarded crocodiles
though im under the impression we should invest in raid like its sunscreen
who the fuck knows if you could wake up one day to termites
just trying to eat their way through your junk
does this place even have raid

sᴇᴄᴏɴᴅ ᴅᴇᴍᴏʟɪᴛɪᴏɴ [ᴛᴇxᴛ]

[fools-maiden.livejournal.com]

This is a harsh punishment for asking questions.

It's pretty clear that we're both prisoners and playthings.

[And Hamuko certainly does not seem to be enjoying it.]