[Stiles inhales noisily as he starts to read the entire letter out loud, but sits and listens to the whole thing. Blaine is kind of obnoxious...but kind of in a good way? This is really weird.

Whatever. As he finishes, he shrugs.] You're just lucky it was us who answered you and not the creepy Joker dude that runs around and causes havoc every couple of weeks. To make a long story short, the Rulers are dicks, the island is full of other people who have no interest in being fairy tales, and the magical wishing for things thing is about the only cool thing about being here, but even that has a catch.