[You can practically feel the sympathy in Stiles' voice. To be fair, that's only because he can't actually see Blaine, because if he did...well, he'd be laughing.]

Oh man, welcome to the club. I don't know what it is about this place and putting perfectly normal dudes in dresses, but someone, somewhere, gets a kick out of it.

This is going to sound really crazy, but if you wish for a pair of pants, they'll show up.